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Name Summary
A Bear Literally just a bear.
A Literal Pig Literally a pig.
Admin The admins of the site.
Animated Toy Children's playthings, brought to life by magical means.
Anime Girl One minute a power-house of unfathomable strength, magic, wit, or sheer will, the next a sudden failure at basic speech, the anime girl covers a wide group of archetypes, from Best Girl to Waifu, from Yandere to Tsundere, Isekai heroine to school girl.
Ant Ants were developed after evolving from wasp-like insects but most types of ant developed without wings.
Awakened Shrub Naturally with a Challenge Rating of 0.
Awoken Bread Loaf
BFG Roald Rahl's Big Friendly Giant.
Bear Simply a bear
Beefforged Large living constructs made of beef.
Beeforged Large living constructs filled with bees.
Blizzard Man Nightmarish horrors that resemble tasty frozen treats. Do not let their delicious appearance fool you however!
Breadin Animated bread and cookies
Bullet Kin bullet people
Candy Person A race of those made out of candy- humanoid and candy shaped alike!
Chicken Bawk bawk BA-KAW!
Chimpanzee Chimpanzees are similar to angry kindergarteners with enough strength to rip off arms
Dirt Literally sentient dirt.
DuelSoulBlade Shadow Vampelf You're summary is blank because it's not important.
Eggledites A failed experiment creating sentient, talkative eggs.
Emperor Hamster Giant hamsters that rule over tiny hamsters
Fidget Spinner A Dank Spinning race that will be helpful in a fight...
Font Skeleton Mysterious monsters that speak using their own unique typefaces.
Gargantuar Massive undead monstrosities created by Dr. Edgar George Zomboss
Goble "Have you ever seen something so odd you suddenly have a knife in your back?"
God Since gods are well gods they get lots of overpowered abilities
Human, Stand Variant Only the strangest people can wield such an esoteric power.
Inu The borkiest race you'll find. Shiba Inu folk of Eastern origin for those who just want to be cute and badass all at once.
Isekai Loli By being reincarnated, you gained several blessings that made you very strong.
Jobs Literally Steve Jobs
Jungle Knuckles An April Fools race based off of primitive tribal structures.
KirbySpawn Pink chubby pals who consume their way across the universes, saving those they can.
Kong A race of sentient apes renowned for an obsession with bananas.
Koopa A group of happy-go-lucky turtle-like beings, their shells change in color with each representing years of experience and ranking among one another. They're known for being nigh impenetrable thanks to their shells and one could consider them well-rounded in most regards.
Kra'Akas Coconuts! With arms and legs!
Lead Face Can it have an AK-47 for a head? Yes.
Little Pony My Little Pony!
Living Cartoon Charming, cute constructs built out of ink, paper, and magic.
Living Toon What's up doc?
Magical Plant A small plant that has been granted sentient life through some experimentation
Maindoeirian A race of odd humanoids that have salamander origins.
Mariokin Most Mario-kin are known for their incredible athletic abilities, especially jumping.
McChicken Just a great tasting chicken sandwich.
Memeites Not Pronounced May-May
Mouse Literally just mice.
Muscledeer A race of deer who ate bulk powder, took steroids, and use gym equipment.
Normal Horse A regular horse – four human legs, four human arms, unblinking eyes…
Not Dwarf Not Dwarves are...NOT DWARVES! The result of magical genetic experimentation, they are a corruption of underdwellers, part Drow, part Dwarf, part Mole Rat.
Original Character Original character, do not steal!
Paintling You're living paint.
Pamspawn As spawn of the Final Pam, your character has several abhorrent traits.
Pancake Golem A golem made out of delicious pancakes.
Pillar Men CAAAAEEESSSAAAAARRRR!
Piranha Plant A deadly plant, armed with a large head filled with razor sharp fangs and leaves as sharp as daggers.
Reaper You have several innate traits gifted to all reapers by either the gods or their physiology.
Santa's Helper Those little elves that made toys for Christmas are real. Or was that just your imagination?
Shaggy Rogers Nothing personal kid...
Shambling Mound Very large creatures constructed of swamp plants, wood, and fungi, Shamblers can make very excellent guardians for an adventuring party.
Slender The stuff of nightmares.
Toad You are an illustrious toad of Toad Hall.
Trolling A troll variant that improves as you increase in level.
Tuna and Sweetcorn Tuna and sweetcorn, on the verge of being perhaps a deific race, are beings of small-human-sized, sandwich-like visage
Wable Whable, Whable, Whable, Whable, Whable...
Were-Terrasque The destructive potential of the tarrasque is so vast that some cultures incorporate the monster into religious doctrine, weaving its sporadic appearance into stories of divine judgment and wrath. Legends tell how the tarrasque slumbers in its secret lair beneath the earth, remaining in a dormant state for decades or centuries. When it awakens in answer to some inscrutable cosmic call, it rises from the depths to obliterate everything in its path.
Werechicken Small shapeshifting humanoids

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