Beefforged (5e Race)
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Beef-forged are smililar to warforged, but where a warforged is usually forged from non-living material, a Beef-forged filled with delicious beef.
The first Beef-forged was a Warforged that was in a party with Fredeth Aest'air, a self-proclaimed meat-lover, in fact. While traveling, Fredeth found a butchery. He tore it down, opened the warforged up, and crammed the ground beef into his chest cavity. He has learned as life went on, to live with the meat and gradually replace many other body-parts with beef.
"They're made out of meat."
"Meat. They're made out of meat."
"There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."
Most beef-forged are welcomed as much as warforged, although some people tend to stay away from them, for obvious reasons.
They tend to take a name from the race of their creator (like Coronas, the first Beef-forged), or a nickname from their friends.
Large living constructs made of beef.
Ability Score Increase. Your Constitution increases by 2.
Age. Age varies. But they typically live a only a few days at room temperature.
Alignment. Being a construct, they are typically Neutral but tend to sway to that of their creator.
Speed. Your base walking speed is 30 feet
Beefy Husk. Your body is made moist delicious beef, +1 Natural AC, and you're resistant to fire damage (developing a thicker and more savory hide when cooked).
Savory Hide. Once per long rest, you can have your Hide heal your companions for 1d10 + Constitution modifier
Living Construct. Even though you were constructed, you are a living creature. You are immune to disease. You do not need to eat or breathe, but you can ingest food and drink if you wish. Instead of sleeping, you enter an inactive state for 4 hours each day. You do not dream in this state; you are fully aware of your surroundings and notice approaching enemies and other events as normal.
Languages. Common plus one language of your choice.
Subrace. Subraces are based on the type of meat your are made of, there is Beef, Pork, and Chicken.
Ability Score Increase. Your Intelligence is increased by one.
Baconator. On a long rest you can have your body fill an empty pan with bacon slices which heals 1d6+2
Deceptive Smell. The bacon created in your body creates a very savory scent. You gain proficiency on Deception checks.
Greasy Slip. You are capable of expelling grease onto the ground from your body. Any biped creature that walks into the puddle of grease must make a Intelligence saving throw (dc=10 + your Intelligence modifier, obviously). If they fail, they slip and fall, taking 1 damage.
Ability Score Increase. Your Strength is increased by one.
Extra Seasoning. You can fling seasoned beef from your body and stinging the eyes your enemies dealing 1d6 damage to 1d4 enemeies.
Beefy Strength. You are proficient with the Athletics skill.
No! Not the beef!. If you take physical damage from any creature, one rib might protude and poke the creature for 1d4 damage.
Ability Score Increase. Your Dexterity is increased by one.
Feathers. You can expend a clould of feathers to distract 1d4 enemies, giving them disadvantage on all rolls for 1d4 rolls.
Fowl Language. You are proficient with the Intimidation skill.
Chicken Foot. You can have summon a single chicken. The chicken will last for up to 15 minutes, and it can only carry light objects.
Random Height and Weight
|Base Height||Height Modifier||Base Weight||Weight Modifier|
|5′1 to 7'5ft″||+3d8"||150 lb.||+ (3d6 x 10 lb).|