Gazorpazorpfield (5e Race)

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Gazorpazorpfield[edit]

I'm Gazorpazorp-****ing-field, b****!
—Gazorpazorpfield

Description[edit]

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"Gazorpazorpfield" refers to the cat race from the Gazorpazorp dimension in the TV show Rick and Morty. The name is due to the fact that Gazorpazorpfield is probably the only member of this race.
Like Garfield, Gazorpazorpfield is a lazy cat who lives in the house of his owner, Jon.
Unlike Garfield, Gazorpazorpfield has arms in the place of ears (that he can still use to hear but are otherwise useless) and tends to be extremely rude and profane.

Gazorpazorpfield Names[edit]

Gazorpazorpfield. Other names might include Nermazorpazorp or Arzorpazorplene, based on other characters from the original cartoon.

Gazorpazorpfield Traits[edit]

A lazy, profane cat created as a parody of Garfield.
Ability Score Increase. Your Strength and Dexterity scores each increase by 2.
Age. Gazorpazorpfield physically matures by the age of 5 months, and lives for as long as Jim Davis will.
Alignment. Gazorpazorpfield tends toward the Neutral Evil alignment, being very profane, selfish, and lazy.
Other Gazorpazorp cats (assuming they exist) may tend toward Chaotic Neutral.
Size. Gazorpazorpfield is a cat. Even with the extra arms, your size is Small.
Speed. Your base walking speed is 25 feet.
Darkvision. You can see in dim light within 60 feet of you as if it were bright light, and in darkness as if it were dim light. You can't discern color in darkness, only shades of gray.
Cat-like Reflexes. You have advantage on ability checks and saving throws against any effect that would knock you prone.
Unmoving Mouth. You are unable to talk and instead can use the message cantrip to communicate telepathically. You can communicate with multiple people at once if you wish.
Languages. You can "speak" Common. You are unable to read.
Subrace. There is currently only one known Gazorpazorp cat subrace: the Housecat.

Housecat[edit]

The Gazorpazorp housecat has experience tormenting his owner at the cost of any real physical might.
Ability Score Increase. Gazorpazorpfield uses his Intelligence and Charisma to craft and deliver his insults. Pick one of these two abilities. The ability you chose increases by 2, the other increases by 1.
Ability Score Decrease. Your Strength and Dexterity scores each decrease by 3 (to a net -1), thanks to a complete lack of exercise. You also cannot benefit from Cat-like Reflexes.
Thick Fat. Your hit point maximum increases by 1, and it increases by 1 every time you gain a level. Your unarmored AC is 10 + your Dexterity modifier + your Constitution modifier.
Intimidate. You gain proficiency in the Intimidation skill. If you are able to gain this proficiency another way, you may do so, adding double your proficiency bonus to checks you make with it.
Starting at 5th level, when you take the Attack action on your turn, you can replace one attack with an attempt to demoralize one humanoid you can see within 30 feet of you that can see and hear you. Make a Charisma (Intimidation) check contested by the target's Wisdom (Insight) check. If your check succeeds, the target is frightened until the end of your next turn. If your check fails, the target can't be frightened by you in this way for 1 hour.
Gluttony. If you eat a day's worth of food (preferably enchiladas) during a short rest, instead of recovering Hit Points conventionally, you may spend up to half of your Hit Dice (rounding up) to gain temporary Hit Points. These temporary Hit Points last until you lose them or take a long rest.

Random Height and Weight[edit]

Table: Gazorpazorpfield Random Height and Weight
Base Height Height Modifier Base Weight Weight Modifier
2'6" + 2d4 in 50 lb. + 3d10 lb.

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