Yeet! (5e Race)

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Yeet!

The People of YEET!

Physical Description

Yeet! people resemble tall, athletic humans with bronzed skin and luxurious hair. There heads appear normal, but a good rap reveals them to have the consistency of steel.

History

At the dawn of time, a tribe of humans developed a civilization centered around throwing things. It started with spears and rocks, but soon evolved to axes, hammers, small sheep, children, babies, and donkeys. The skill with which these humans yeeted things was particularly apparent in the yearly Yeet! sporting event, in which the strongest and fastest yeeters from throughout the world would gather to compete in throwing competitions. One year, a particularly strong competitor, a legendary warrior named Bob, threw a well-armored child with such force that the child broke through the sky and landed in the realm of the gods. There, the great god of athletics, Kord, found the child. Seeing the force with which the Bob had yeeted this child, Kord blessed both Bob and the child with great the power of Yeet! Thus was born the people of Yeet!.

Society

Love to YEET things, but otherwise identical to humans. Seriously, they love throwing things.

Yeet! Names

Identical to humans, but with last names that emphasize throwing.

Family Names: Thrower, Yeeter (only for mighty warrior lines), Chuck, Launch, Catapult, Hurl, Toss, Propel, Expeller, Flinger, Defenestrator

Yeet! Traits

Ability Score Increase. All stats increase to 30. Age. Infinite, adult at 18. Alignment. Caring primarily for the pursuit of throwing things, Yeet! people are mostly Chaotic Neutral. Size. Yeet!s vary widely in height and build, from barely 6 feet to well over 6 feet tall. Your size is Medium Speed. Your base walking speed is 30 feet.

Truesight. Due to their divine origins, Yeet! people can see through any illusion or artifice, giving them Truesight to a range of 120 ft. A creature with truesight can, out to a specific range, see in normal and magical darkness, see invisible creatures and objects, automatically detect visual illusions and succeed on saving throws against them, and perceives the original form of a shapechanger or a creature that is transformed by magic. Furthermore, the creature can see into the Ethereal Plane.

Power Toss. The people of Yeet! are renowned for their incredible throwing ability utilizing whatever objects are at hand. You can throw any item weighing no more than half you body weight, transforming the item into a thrown weapon that deals 2d8 bludgeoning damage and has a range of 200/800 ft. In addition, any actual thrown weapon you toss has its range changed to 200/800 ft. and its damage dice changed to 3d8.

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Languages. You can speak, read, and write Common and one other language of your choice.

Random Height and Weight

Base Height	Height Modifier*	Base Weight	Weight Modifier**
5′ 10''	+2d4	180 lb.	× (10) lb.
*Height = base height + height modifier **Weight = base weight + (height modifier × weight modifier)

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