User:Nuke The Earth
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This is a Userpage
Yes, shocking though it may be, this is a User Page. I, the User to whom this page belongs, am known as Nuke_The_Earth. Don't worry though, fiery immolation isn't due till 2180 or so.
According to my registration email, I joined this wiki on Monday, October 28th, 2019, at about 10:48 PM. I joined because I saw an item that caught my eye, and wanted to make something similar. Unfortunately, I had a great deal more enthusiasm than sense at the time, and so the item I was making ended up absolutely terrible and massively unbalanced. It was deleted, and good riddance to it.
There's not really a moral to this story, but if you want one anyway, then I would tell you this: Making stuff isn't easy, and it's certainly not simple. It is, however, fulfilling. So go on and make whatever glorious mess is knocking around in your brain. Just slam it out in all its hideous, unrefined glory. Then, come on over to the wiki's Discord server and get it peer-reviewed. We'll tell you when stuff is stupid, or poorly-worded, or just plain overpowered, but we'll also tell you when you have a good solid core idea, and we'll give you some advice on how to make it work. Some of the best stuff on this wiki has come from some guy with no idea what they were doing. Some of the greatest classes, or races, or settings, or items, that this wiki has, have been polished and cared for and worked on over weeks, months, or even years by wiki users just like you.
Go on out there and make stuff, bud. You've got this.
This is a list of stuff that I made myself, and brought to its current state. Some of it still needs work... a lot of work.
Minotaur, Old Blood (5e Variant) This is meant to be a rework of Minotaurs into something folks would actually want to play, as opposed to "Dur hur, I smack 'em with my horns". The general theme is meant to be a very physical race, full of grappling, charging, and shoving. It's not quite finished, I still need to fix its lore and stuff, but the racial traits are peer-reviewed and should be usable.
Wardstone (5e Equipment) A cheap talisman made to keep you standing just a little longer. Considered finished, but for a few rough edges. I need to sand off the immortality exploit, for one.
Immolation Star (WIP Title) Basically the Holy Avenger, but for Clerics. Somewhat WIP still.
Wraithblade (5e Equipment) Magic ghost-infused weapon that kills a certain thing real good. Still WIP.
These pages were not made by me, but I am the primary contributor of them, which is fancy wiki-speak for 'I found them and fixed them up and made them all shiny'. Some of my favorite stuff is in here.
Shade, Variant (5e Race) Those nigh-immortal dudes from Eragon, as a playable race. Mechanically mostly finished, but the fluff needs work.
Death Coil (5e Spell) (1st) A handy save-or-suck restraint spell with a brief duration, useful against less brawny opponents in combat.
Finnegan's Forceful Fusillade (5e Spell) (3rd) Briefly become a magical ballista, and poke holes in anything that annoys you.
Astral Release (5e Spell) (5th) When you're dumped into an encounter 3 CR levels above your own, and you're bleeding out on the ground, sometimes you just need a magic nuke.
Mùspelflame (5e Spell) (5th) Clerics don't get Fireball, but at least this is better than Flame Strike. Considered finished, in Schrodinger's sense - I might leave it, I might rework it entirely.
Lindwurm Conflagration (5e Spell) Wizards can play Snake. They usually murder things while doing so, but they don't need a Nokia!
Create Soul Gem (5e Spell) (9th) A poor man's Phylactery. I recommend coating yours in Adamantine, it might make you live longer.
Adamantine Ring (5e Equipment) A Ring of Protection that grants immunity to critical hits, like Adamantine armor.
Bipod (5e Equipment) Look, it just makes sense that you'd be able to fire a crossbow from prone without disadvantage. I'm talking snipers, here.
Kite Shield (5e Equipment) A heavier shield meant for mounted combat, though still usable on foot.
Fallen Godsblade (5e Equipment) Holy Avenger Lite. Less 'buff my allies' and more 'smite my enemies'.
Martial Master (5e Feat) Improved Battlemaster: The Feat. Seriously, this is some good stuff.
Pages I plan to fix up in the future, but haven't gotten around to yet.
Stygian Swordsman (5e Class) Planning to basically rework it into Zagreus, from Hades. Need to give it a good look-through first.
A pile of all the other stuff that I have in here. If you're one of my players, scram. If not, go ahead and peruse my madness.
CR Table Reference
A quick reference guide to building creatures, as per the DMG. Find the creature's hit points and armor class, alter the creature's Defensive CR by one step for every two steps they deviate. Do the same for the creature's Attack Bonus and Damage per Round to find the Offensive CR. The creature's CR is the average of its Offensive CR and its Defensive CR.
This table will be either expanded or erased depending on whether or not it violates WoTC copyright. I don't know jack about copyright law, don't sue me.