Sexy Armor (5e Equipment)
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Armor (light), rare (requires attunement)
Sexy Armor is a tried and true staple of the Fantasy genre. Whether you are a hulking gladiator in nothing but a loincloth, greaves, and a stylized arm guard, or a sorceress in the "oh so classic" chainmail bikini. Regardless of the look, you are one sexy S.O.B. Conservative, dull, and modest are words that are never used when talking about your characters' appearance. If your armor takes the form of a gown, or robe, than it's descriptors will likely contain words like slinky, low cut, and high slit. If you're in a suit they will be more along the lines of slim cut, and curve hugging, with the V of your shirt coming to your navel to show off your muscles and chest hair. This magical armor thrives on the sheer power of looking good!
While wearing this armor your AC is equal to 10 + your Dexterity modifier + your Charisma modifier. It is impossible for you to pass unnoticed through a crowd. You may cover up to regain your anonymity, but doing so negates the Charisma modifier from your AC.
While wearing Sexy Armor, as an action, you may change the appearance of the armor to suit your style, however, it must be sexy. Lastly, this armor can be worn by any spell caster, irregardless of whether they have proficiency in light armor or not.