Your Mother (3.5e Deity)

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Symbol: A simple, two-story house.
Home Plane: The Material Plane
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Portfolio: Mothers, College Students, Chocolate, Basements
Clergy Alignments: Any non-evil.
Domains: Law, Healing, Protection, Travel
Favored Weapon: Combat Frying Pan
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Your Mother is a deity that surpasses the power of all other deities. Those who would do her clergy harm flee before her awesome presence, and even the Dungeon Master himself kneels before her. Her word is law because SHE SAID SO.


Your Mother does not ask for much. She just wants you to do well in life, do what she tells you, and fork over the chocolate she asks you for. If you do this, you will often find yourself a much happier person than if you went against what she wanted you to do. Have you ever been grounded from adventuring? It's not fun.

However, Your Mother is a very caring deity. If you took the time to spend time with her, you'd find yourself smiling every time. If someone slights you in any way, shape or form, their days are numbered as soon as word reaches Your Mother's ear. The same could be said for you if you really manage to make her angry.

Clergy and Temples[edit]

Clerics of Your Mother are often seen working at a high-paying job, or participating in a community service project, or cleaning up their homes like it's their job. Female Clerics are often mothers themselves, and are quick to remind their children who really wears the pants in the house while Daddy is out slaying Dragons, and is also quick to remind daddy who STILL wears the pants when he comes BACK from slaying said dragon.

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