The Great Crabbo (5e Deity)
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The Great Crabbo
Alignment. True Neutral
Domains. Life, Nature
Divine Rank. Greater Deity
The great crabbo is the patron god of the Crab people Their places of worship are many since they consider large bodies of salt water to be holy sites. Praise Crabbo! Followers of The Great Crabbo can be easily identified by the red bandages covering one of the hand and their penchance to spend long periods of time in or by salt water.
For the record a crab is the following Crabs are decapod crustaceans of the infraorder Brachyura, which typically have a very short projecting "tail" (abdomen) (Greek: βραχύς, translit. brachys = short, οὐρά / οura = tail), usually entirely hidden under the thorax. Any cleric that picks this deity as their patron god has their race forced to the type "Disguised Crab" which is literally just a bunch of crabs in a large black trenchcoat who rolled stupidly well on their disguise check. They live in all the world's oceans, in fresh water, and on land, are generally covered with a thick exoskeleton and have a single pair of claws. Many other animals with similar names – such as hermit crabs,porcelain crabs, horseshoe crabs, and crab lice – are not true crabs.
Their temples are usually hidden in sewers or caverns, away from the eyes of man and other civilized races. The great crabbo is worshipped by the constant chant of crab people, "Crab People, Crab people, look crab, kill like people."