Pij the God of Canoes (5e Deity)

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Pij the God of Canoes[edit]

Alignment. Neutral
Domains. Tempest
Divine Rank. Demigod

Pij was once a humble janitor. He found himself in the company of a ragtag group of adventurers who were really shit. Three of the adventurers passed out and Pij decided to carry them on his cart. They still remain there. During an encounter with sewer dwelling vampires Pij found himself, and all three of their bodies, trapped in a cell. Seconds turned to minutes, minutes turned into hours, hours turned to days, in reality, they spent a total of 5 minutes in the cell. After he resorted to cannibalism he found out that the cell was unlocked. After a quick hour of rummaging, he came across a canoe. He put his cart, filled with slightly nibbled unconscious bodies, onto the canoe and sailed out of the sewer. After a year lost at sea Pij A storm whipped up and he got caught up and was saved by the god of storms and blessed him as the demigod of canoes.

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