Exceptionally Scrumptious Pie (5e Equipment)
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Wondrous Item, legendary
This pie which appears normal in all regards always appears to someone who is in some form of peril. The pie is cut into 6 perfectly symmetrical pieces and appears on a flat surface within the person's reach. Nothing happens until they take a slice which will be one of the 6 flavors listed below. Roll a d6 to determine which slice you pull
Raspberry: The creature's HP is restored to its regular maximum and any effect suppressing or reducing its maximum HP is suspended for the next 24 hours. If your HP is already at its maximum and not affected by any conditions that affect your maximum HP it becomes Blueberry.
Cherry The creature is cured of all poisons and diseases and has advantage on saving throws against them for the next 24 hours. If the creature is already immune to these or not affected by these conditions it becomes Raspberry.
Peach The creature becomes proficient in any 2 skills and any 1 saving throw of its choosing for the next 24 hours.
Blueberry The creature learns two cantrips and one level one spell of its choice from any class's spell list for the next 24 hours. The creature can cast their level one spell once without using a spell slot and if the creature has more spell slots they are treated as having this spell prepared and it does not count against the number of spells they may have prepared. All three spells need not be from the same class's spell list.
Mincemeat The creature gains a +2 bonus to their armor class and opportunity attacks against them are made with disadvantage for the next 24 hours.
Apple The creature can choose to immediately teleport to any area that is a safe place for that creature that it has spent at least one hour in before. If there are no safe places matching this description then it becomes Mincemeat
The Exceptionally Scrumptious Pie remains with a character until they have eaten the entirety of the pie at which point it vanishes and will never come to that character again.