Ceiling Cat (3.5e Deity)
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|Symbol:||A cat's head poking out of a square hole in the ceiling.|
|Home Plane:||Blessed Fields of Elysium|
|Portfolio:||Cats, Cheeseburgers, People who are Masturbating|
|Clergy Alignments:||NG, CG, CN|
|Domains:||Animal, Good, Chaos, Trickery|
|Favored Weapon:||Claw (Spiked Gauntlet)|
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Ceiling Cat is the god of Cheeseburgers and Cats. He is the revered Deity of awakened cats, the other being the evil Basement Cat. Ceiling Cat is often portrayed as a pure white housecat with vast magical powers, while his other depiction is that of an orange cat poking its head through a hole in a ceiling.
Ceiling Cat is a mischievous housecat who catches people in the act of masturbation, revealing himself through his signature ceiling-hole. This causes much alarm by said perverts, since nobody wants to see a cat watching them screw themselves.
Ceiling Cat is a very relaxed god. He doesn't care much about his followers, only requesting that they offer sacrifices of cheeseburgers every month to appease him. He also encourages the destruction of Basement Cat's faith.
Ceiling Cat, like his Clerics, butcher the Common language mercilessly, using phrases like "I can has Cheeseburger?" rather than "May I have a Cheeseburger?" This is not required by his clerics, but many do it as a force of habit.
Good souls go to Ceiling Cat, Bad Souls go to Basement Cat
Clergy and Temples
Ceiling Cat has many temples anywhere feline-esque races abound, as well as hidden dens for all awakened cat followers, called LOLcats. Ceiling Cat's temples always have small square holes in the ceilings at one location so that he himself may always watch them.