Cake Construct (5e Creature)
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Large construct, unaligned
Damage Immunities poison, psychic
Antimagic Susceptibility. The cake is incapacitated while in the area of an antimagic field. If targeted by dispel magic, the cake must succeed on a Constitution saving throw against the caster's spell save DC or fall unconscious for 1 minute.
False Appearance. While the cake remains motionless, it is indistinguishable from a normal cake.
Slam. Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d4 + 1) bludgeoning damage.
This cake slides along the ground, leaving crumbs behind as it wordlessly and mindlessly obeys its commands. The creation of a cake construct requires several arcane utensils and rare herbs and spices, finally, an order must be inscribed upon an item and placed on top of the cake when it is completed. The construct obeys this order without question, though it must be precise: a cake construct ordered to retrieve a ring might make off with the first ring-like object it finds and return to its master. When an order is completed, the item can be removed and a new order put in its place. A cake construct with no order has no purpose and typically remains in the area that it was in when it lost its order.
Constructed Nature. A cake construct doesn't require air, food, drink, or sleep.