BACON!!!!!! (5e Equipment)

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Wondrous item, legendary (major)

You behold before you a juicy strip of the most powerful consumptable ever beheld by anyone before. Should you dare to consume the humongous holy hamstuff, you will receive the following effects:

  • The strenuous process of eating such a powerful food slaps you with two levels of exhaustion.
  • You regain all of your hit points and spell slots from the revitalizing energies of bacon.
  • The epicness of the bacon lends you increased power. Roll 2d6. One of your ability scores increases by one, and one decreases by one depending upon the numbers rolled:
  1. Strength
  2. Dexterity
  3. Constitution
  4. Intelligence
  5. Wisdom
  6. Charisma

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