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Status: Very, very busy with settling into work. Don't expect me to respond for like a month. Will be more available as time goes on.

But also fuck fuck fuckity fuck

Find me on the Tavern, my talk page, Email me, or Discord me at sgtlion#7611.
Don't go anywhere near the abominable, unofficial Discord server.

sad_beholder_reine+brand.png This user finds the unofficial Discord server to be the ninth plane of Hell. They shall never be there of their own free will.

Welcome! I am an admin on this here wiki, apparently. I'm around to help y'all, just head to my talk page~.


I'm the cherry on your cake.
I'm the sugar with your coffee.
I'm the lion of your pride.

Abouteth I

I hail from the land of the English, the heart of the true British Empire! So I do apologise if I Brittanicacize something rather than americanize it.

Though I have played a many, Tulock is my pride and joy of DnD characters. Played from goddamn level 1. Almost entirely SRD+Splatbooks. Though I'm not obsessed enough to put up his amazing conversations and deeds, his page will stand as my banner, my flag, my reason for existence.

I am not well versed in the ways of 4e, nor 5e, but I have played 3.5e, Pathfinder and 2.5e, and know those systems pretty well. The others seem 'aight, though.


To do

In no particular order -

I should write these down

  • Make edits to .ht such that links missing trailing parenthesis can find their page? IS THAT A POSSIBLE THING? <-- That's a really good idea

I did it!

  • Forever keep trying to learn about wikibots and failing. I'll get there. What can I say? I have a bot that does anything I need now.
  • Learn 5e so I can participate in DandwikiDnDing. I'm so bad at learning these things by myself. 5e upsets me thus far. But I know how to make a character now.
  • Update Wiki to new MediaWiki version Yeehaw.
  • Update bot to work with new MediaWiki version Damn yooou!

*Change the captcha system to something the average dullard like myself could actually understand without having to duckduckgo it. I am but a God among mortals (plus BD)


Apparently I like, have some hand in articles. Eesh, I'm not fit to be a parent.


'Adopted' (but feel free to edit!)..

..None of them are finished. I did say I wasn't fit.


Actually I did finish..

Neat. I should be proud.


Subpages (Or whatever productive people have)

Barnstars~ (and rings?!)

Yes, this will be its own section now. Two and a half stars is enough for me to warrant it: I'm rich!:

Barnstar.png Barnstar                            
I give you this Barnstar for your outstanding work in helping to correct spelling, grammatical errors, and other language issues with articles. These small changes help improve each and every page, as well as improve upon the quality of D&D wiki as a whole. --Hooper 03:32, 19 October 2009 (CST)
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Mini Barnstar has evolved into Barnstar! In recognition of your continued devotion to maintenance tasks and for your good humour. Marasmusine (talk) 14:23, 13 October 2015 (MDT)
Barnstar.png Barnstar                            
SgtLion has provided valuable syntax assistance to make D&D Wiki respond to some of its more critical criticism. He has helped make MediaWiki:Common.css display individual namespaces differently, and he has resolved some major syntax failings like on {{5e SRD Spell List Level}}. Great work! --Green Dragon (talk) 05:57, 19 February 2017 (MST)
Lion ring.jpg Lionring                            
I award thoust Lion Ring, to bequethed upon thou in return for faithful protecting and categorization of thine servant for thy associate. Ye hath improperly repossessed of thy heart for thine actions. --GamerAim
Lion ring.jpg Lionring                            
I award you with the Lionring in return for your help getting the banner working. Good job!--GamerAim (talk) 01:04, 1 June 2017 (UTC)
Barnstar.png Barnstar                            
You, with the support of others, have accomplished something very wonderful for this wiki. The homebrew/official banners are established, and people can stop losing their minds over the matter. People now have only themselves to blame for their own misunderstandings. I can not thank you enough for going through the tangle of code necessary to make that happen. --Kydo (talk) 06:09, 3 June 2017 (UTC)
Barnstar.png Barnstar                            
Hey, cool dude! Here's a totally hip barnstar for using your radical robot to automate (most of) the 3e SRD creatures! I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say how much we appreciate what you've done for us with your bot, so thanks <3 --GamerAim Chatmod.png (talk) 07:53, 3 September 2017 (MDT)
Barnstar.png Barnstar                            
I award you this barnstar for your willingness to jump into multiple large-sized infrastructure projects. Using SgtLionBot you have made vast improvements in a short time. This barnstar picks out your restructuring of EN Publishing to fit it with OGL requirements in a successful manner. --Green Dragon (talk) 23:29, 28 November 2017 (MST)
WMBarnstar.png The Working Man's Barnstar
I award you this barnstar for updating the wiki's MediaWiki software, and for tirelessly working to fix the problems that subsequently arose. — Geodude671 Chatmod.png (talk | contribs | email)‎‎ . . 13:19, 21 July 2018 (MDT)
Lion ring.jpg Lionring                            
Thank you for salvaging this page from an unjust deletion proposal. Keep up the good work <3 --GamerAim Chatmod.png (talk) 07:28, 8 September 2018 (MDT)
Nuvola apps cookie.svg Cakestar                            
I award myself this good ol' CakeStar that I just made up because I want to celebrate having being on D&D Wiki for over ten years!!! Whoop!--SgtLion (talk) 15:50, 22 October 2018 (MDT)

"for going through all those maintenance templates.. ..have a mini barnstar: * Marasmusine (talk) 06:13, 7 August 2013 (MDT)"

1 "SgtLion, I award you with 5 mini-barnstars: ***** Marasmusine (talk) 06:54, 14 September 2015 (MDT)"

Past Quotes

Irena (Me): Okay so everyone at this table - Drinking game.
Irena: You have to have a mug of ale for uh, hm.
Irena: Every body you've experimented on!
Irena: ..
Irena stares at Seph.
Persephone (#Player 1): I'm sorry, I don't drink.
Rena pours out two drinks
Irena: ..
Irena looks at Rena.
Rena: May as well be honest.
Irena: Dead body.
Rena: Oh.


This section is to secretly declare my love for wiki friends,
Though they'll not acknowledge it, it's my love I.. sends.

The first and original, the true GD,
Your commitment and insight forever astound me.
A second and so cool, my dear Marasmusine,
You put your words behind me, and since, we are kin.
[Plus an extra line for my total crush on you - is that a sin?]
Poetic, with soul, I talk of course of my Salasay,
Your greetings, your care, your words make every day.
Most certainly blind to this, I dare mention Blue Dragon,
Wizardry, knowledge and friendliness, thanks a ton~
A constant positive, no doubt a closest Jwguy,
Whenever we converse, my heart just dares to fly!
Woah, that was a fast impression, smart Darkzumi, (Smartzumi?)
Charming? Sharp eye? Niceties? You've woo'd me.
You mean I haven't yet talked of that kind, precious Kydo?
I hope the attraction his determination stirs in me doesn't show!
My, my, GamerAim, it's already like love at first sight,
Smart, clever one of progress, I beseech thee, be my brave knight!
(With one more line dedicated to your brilliance, it's only right.)
[Fine, you legendary crumpet. You're my shining beacon of light.]
Hold fast, Cotsu, for your goodwill is that of legend,
Amongst a worrying and fractured community, you are true godsend.
Real man o' the world, BSFM, well, cross the 'pond,
We disagree so much, and yet we've a trust; I am indeed fond.
Apologies to all who I failed to mention,
Talk to me more, if you want ascension!

Yeah I won't be playing a Bard anytime soon don't worry. It's just like, I gotta add a human quality to the stone cold professionalism we dandwiki-ers seem to love.
I'm pretty sure nobody reads this, but I hope you all feel my hidden friendship energy radiating out into you.

I feel like I should have a breadcrumb here
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