Hurt Black Mage (3.5e Epic Spell)

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Hurt BlackMage
Necromancy [Evil]
Spellcraft DC: 0 (-270)
Components: S,V
Casting time: 1 standard action
Range: Indefinite
Duration: 1 minute
Saving Throw: None
To Develop: Transcends range (ad hoc +100) Transcends dimension (ad hoc +200) Spell does not require line of sight or effect (+20) Overcome immunity to polymorph (+10) Spell only effects a unique individual (ad hoc -500)

When cast, this spell causes the Chaotic Evil Human Wizard known as 'BlackMage "Guard Slayer" "Scourge of Cornearia" Evilwizardington' to vomit up his own intestinal tract. Miraculously causing no damage, but still causing a great deal of pain, and sickening him until such time that the location and orientation of his digestive tract has been corrected. When 1 minute has passed, his digestive system becomes sapient and forces itself back into his mouth, causing even more pain, righting itself, and nauseating him for an additional (1d4)d10 rounds. If there is no individual that fits the description that individual is created, and then it happens. The individual is fully sapient, and dies when the nausea ends, leaving no corpse.

You know what I learned today? When Sarda casts a spell to hurt you, and you learn that spell, you learn to cast a spell that hurts you.
—Blackmage Evilwizardington, 8-bit Theater

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