Essence of Justin Bieber (3.5e Equipment)
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Among the most powerful poisons in the world, the Essence of Justin Bieber is surely the most debilitating. Within seconds of exposure, a victim begins to hear an infinite loop of Justin Bieber's most annoying songs ever (in other words, all of Justin Bieber's songs ever). As the poison wears on, it eventually causes insanity. This is how Justin Bieber attracts all his fans. Seriously, who in sound mind and body WANTS to listen to that garbage?
Type: Contact DC 15
Initial Damage: 2d10 Intelligence
Secondary Damage: Insanity (as 17th-level Wizard)
Price: 250 gp