Create Pet Rock (3.5e Spell)
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|Enchantment [Gives a rock a 25 charisma score]|
|Level:||Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0|
|Casting time:||1 standard action|
This spell gives a rock a 25 charisma score. Those viewing a pet rock for the first time are in danger of bonding with it. They are perfectly aware that it is just a rock but will lavish it with affection and protect it despite that. How likely this is depends on many things from basic loneliness to failure to be allowed a pet as a child. In short, it works if the DM says it works.
To others it's just a really cute novelty item.
Material Component: Paint to be applied to the rock.