Cat Launcher (3.5e Equipment)

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Cat Cannon
Critical: 20/x3
Range Increment: 20 ft.
Hardness: 4
Size Cost1 Damage Weight1 hp
Fine * * 1
Diminutive * * 1
Tiny * * 1
Small 50 gp 1d6* 16 lb 2
Medium 50 gp 1d6* 18 lb 5
Large 50 gp 1d6* 20 lb 10
Huge * * 20
Gargantuan * * 40
Colossal * * 80
  1. The SRD only gives a means to determine costs and weights of weapons for Large and Small versions based on the Medium weapons. Any other supplied values are the author's best determination.

The cat cannon is a joke weapon invented by the gnomes (of course). It is designed to launch cats at the enemy, and, once the cat hits, it immediately attacks. You can also buy a bag containing 5-10 cats (each cat weighs about 8 lb.) for 4 gp. per cat (20-40 gp.) Alternatively, you may collect cats yourself. To keep cats alive over long periods of time, you must give them food and water. Cats can never be placed back in bags.

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