Talk:Morbidly Obese Abomination (A.K.A. Bertha) (3.5e Creature)
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Wow, you started working on this EXACTLY when I made some edits. This thing is looking good. (BTW, don't forget Category:User. It's used in a lot of the DPLs and this creature might not show up on other pages if that cat isn't there.) JazzMan 17:15, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
- Yeah, speaking of edits, how do I request that something not be edited? I'm open to any suggestions that might need improvement, but the whole "Bertha" thing is sort of an in-joke that'd be spoiled if someone who didn't truly get it somehow killed the joke. She's essentially a tool used by the DM when the Players got out of hand. That, and flying purple rape-monkeys. --PokeDM
- Well, I'm done, so... --PokeDM
Say, is there a way to just let the "bertha jokes" section be edited? I've got some great ones.
Bertha is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Bertha is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
Bertha is so fat, her Body Mass Index is measured in acres.
Bertha is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Bertha is so fat, when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.
Bertha is so fat, her shadow weighs 42 pounds.
Bertha is so fat, she cant even jump to a conclusion.
Bertha is so fat, when you stand on top of her your ears pop.
Bertha is so fat, when she wants to shake someone's hand, she has to give directions.
Bertha is so fat, she stands in three time zones at the equator.
Bertha is so ugly, even paladins gotta save vs fear.