User:Siryn

Hello my name is Siryn and this is my page. Enjoy my homebrew or you will find a level 20 Translucent Octopode under your bed tonight, which will not hesitate do deal 11d6 slashing damage to you and roll a twenty on its stealth check. Should this fail a white Octopode will follow, not hesitating to deal 21d6 frost damage and escape with the Translucent Octopode. Should this also fail, a level 20 Tarrasque will spontaneously appear in your garden and eat all of your DnD equipment, leaving you with no choice but to get a life.