The Flying Spaghetti Monster (3.5e Deity)

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Overdeity
Symbol:
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Home Plane: Marinara
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Portfolio: Creator of all that exists
Clergy Alignments: Non-lawful, good
Domains: Air, Knowledge, Liberation, Luck, Mind, Trickery
Favored Weapon: Whip known as "the wet noodle"

Description[edit]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) resembles a mass of Spaghetti with two large meatballs with two eye-stalks. The FSM can be massive or around the size of the average human as he pleases, he may be able to become even smaller, although this has never been witnessed. Although this is what he looks like, he is usually a floating invisible undetectable being.

Dogma[edit]

He created all that is, was, and ever will be, with a single slash of his mighty noodly appendage. Pirates are His Chosen People, and midgets are sacred. As a result of His love of pirates, Heaven contains a Beer Volcano and a Stripper Factory.

Clergy and Temples[edit]

Clerics, known as Pastafarians, strive to enlighten the world of his noodly might.


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