Living Disappointment (5e Race)
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You are a horrible and disgusting shadow of a creature, who only lives to fulfill one pointless goal. Everyone just really wishes that you didn't exist and so do you.
You have been around forever, and you shall stay forever, cursed to live as what you are.
Living Disappointment Names
Names: Graig, Kranklo, Eggleggs, Squegma, Klhommp, Klhummp, Quogglodyte, Jeff
Living Disappointment Traits
You'll really wish that you didn't play one of these.
Ability Score Increase. Your Strength, Charisma, and Intelligence score decrease by 5.
Age. You were Birthed at some random time during History (fully grown) and you'll live for eternity.
Size. Speed. Your base walking speed is <speed> feet.
Not-Goodvision. Your vision is blurry and terrible. you have disadvantage on all vision related ability checks, and glasses or eyesight improving potions don't help.
Crippling Depression. once a day, you can curl up into a ball and cry on the ground, giving all of your enemies advantage on attack rolls.
Languages. You can speak, read, and write Common and Agonizing wails, which deals one damage per sentence to you.
Random Height and Weight
Just come up with a height who cares
When creating a Living Disappointment character, you can use the following table of traits, ideals, bonds and flaws to help flesh out your character. Use these tables in addition to or in place of your background's characteristics.