Ayy Lmao (5e Race)
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Ayy Lmao are generally short and have grey skin. They typically are extremely skinny, and sometimes have rainbow colored teeth for some odd reason...
They're too high to even remember, man... Like, one day they weren't, and then like... they were... it was weird man...
The Ayy Lmao live alone for most of their lives, only gathering around to smoke a joint or buy more weed. Other than those two specific events, they explore the cosmos in search for the perfect joint.
Ayy Lmao Names
The only names the Ayy Lmao generally go by are rapper names starting with "Lil'" and then follow with a name that fits their choosing, such as Lil' Grey Boi, etc...
Ayy Lmao Traits
We out here bro...
Ability Score Increase. Your Wisdom score increases by 2, your Charisma increases by 1, and your Intelligence increases by 1.
Age. Death is a human construct. The "death" of one is nothing but a moment of life.
Alignment. Typically the most chilled out are purely neutral and just care about when weed is around. The most high strung even are chill, being a chaotic neutral. Typically the chaotic neutral are addicts to whatever it is they are on.
Size. The Ayy Lmao typically range from 3 to 4 feet tall. Your size is small.
Speed. Your base walking speed is 25 feet. When under the effects of Cosmic Smoke, you can float up to 15 feet high, and have a hover speed of 10. Hovering movement negates difficult terrain.
Cosmic Joint. You can summon a joint from the cosmos into your hand. It is wrapped in a black paper-like material that some theorize is physical antimatter, with it's contents appearing to be a physical manifestation of the cosmos. When lit and hit, the effects of Cosmic Smoke to come into play at your desire.
Cosmic Smoke. You've taken a hit from your cosmic joint, leaving you enshrouded in a blue and purple fog. This fog reaches out in a 15ft radius around you. While inside the fog, you have the ability to hover. Any enemy inside the fog, disadvantage on attack rolls, as well as perception.
High as a Kite. When you take a hit from your cosmic joint, at the DM's discretion, you get a glimpse of what is going to happen in the future. You then forget everything that you just saw, until you encounter it, that is.
Caught in the High. Anyone inside the smoke, including ally's, have disadvantage on attack rolls or Perception checks, while you have advantage on attack rolls and perception checks.
Riding the Low. While not in Cosmic Smoke, you have disadvantage on Perception checks and attack rolls. After hitting a Cosmic Joint, however, you lose the disadvantages for 1d4 hours.
Like, Ancient Aliens. You have advantage on History checks.
Languages. You can speak, read, and write Common and Thieves Cant.
Random Height and Weight
|3′ 4″||+2d6||60 lb.||× (4d6) lb.|
*Height = base height + height modifier
When creating a Ayy Lmao character, you can use the following table of traits, ideals, bonds and flaws to help flesh out your character. Use these tables in addition to or in place of your background's characteristics. Ayy lmao
|1||Like, peace bro...|
|2||Like, do you think aliens exist?|
|3||Bro, I'm high as a kite man...|
|4||Know what, I want some weed brownies...|
|5||You ever heard of space Jesus?|