Wet Noodle (3.5e Equipment)

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Wet Noodle
Exotic Two-Handed
Critical: 20(x2)
Range Increment: 15 ft for a Medium Character
Type: Slashing
Hardness:
Size Cost1 Damage Weight1 hp
Fine * *
Diminutive * *
Tiny * *
Small 500gp 1d3+1/1d3+1 5
Medium 500gp 1d6/1d6 7
Large
Huge 750gp 1d8/1d8 14
Gargantuan * *
Colossal * *
  1. The SRD only gives a means to determine costs and weights of weapons for Large and Small versions based on the Medium weapons. Any other supplied values are the author's best determination.
As I crept through the wet sewers, a Goblin, flailing what looked to be a very big noodle jumped from behind a nearby wall. Seeing the noodle, I feel you can understand that I was quite surprised, and upon laying my eyes on the noodle found I couldn't move! The Goblin noticing my confusion brought it down onto my head, rendering me unconscious.
—Kisame93

Special: Anything that can see that it is attacked by the Wet Noodle, acts as if it is cowering in fear. (In reality, they are in shock, this is the best I could find) Will 20 DC to negate to show they have no fear of noodles.



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