Unattentive Retard (3.5e Template)
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 Unattentive Retard
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That one guy thats just a little "slow", yeah, that's who we're talkin about.
The Unattentive Retard template can be inherited by any race, sometimes more common in more ditsy races, but still.
 Creating an Unattentive Retard
This template can only be inherited, and appears randomly in family trees. Sometimes being bumped on the head or problems at birth can cause an appearence of this template.
 Size and Type
 Hit Dice
-5ft from all natural lands speeds.
 Armor Class
 Full Attack
 Special Attacks
The creature retains all the base creature's Special Attacks.
 Special Qualities
The creature retains all the base creature's Special Qualities.
Str+2, Dex-2, Int-6, Wis-6, Cha -2.
-2 to spot, listen, and search. -4 to sense motive, sleight of hand, and swim.
An Unattentive retard looses all weapon and armor proficiencies. When an Unattentive Retard takes on a new class, they do not gain the weapon and armor profinciencies of that class. They must always use a bonus feat to take on weapon and armor proficiency feats.
 Challenge Rating
 Level Adjustment