The Giant Cosmic Creator Spoon at the Edge of the Universe (5e Deity)

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Alignment. True Neutral
Domains. Life, Death, Knowledge, Baking
Divine Rank. Greater Deity

The Giant Cosmic Creator Spoon at the Edge of the Universe created the universe by making the Dough of Creation, out of which came all of the known universe. The Clerics of The Giant Cosmic Creator Spoon at the Edge of the Universe show their devotion by wearing small silver spoons around their neck and worship The Giant Cosmic Creator Spoon at the Edge of the Universe in temples devoted to it. These temples are shaped like upturned bowls. The Giant Cosmic Creator Spoon at the Edge of the Universe resides in his realm of cutlery, where cooking implements are smelted in the Grand Furnace of Cutlery Production. Some scholars state that the universe is only in the proofing stage, and when it goes into the Oven of Fiery Inferno, the universe will come into a new age of enlightenment. Upon this age of enlightenment the universe will burn and The Giant Cosmic Creator Spoon at the Edge of the Universe will have to start all over again. His song goes like this: Spoon is all and all is spoon. Spoon loves friends and friends love spoon. Spoon is and life is spoon. Spoon.

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