Mace of Kobold Golfing (3.5e Equipment)

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Mace of Kobold Golfing
Simple One-Handed Melee
Range Increment:
Type: Bludgeoning
Hardness: 10
Size Cost1 Damage Weight1 hp
Fine * 1d2 * 1
Diminutive * 1d3 * 2
Tiny * 1d4 * 5
Small 2012gp 1d6 4 10
Medium 2012gp 1d8 8 20
Large 2024gp 2d6 16 40
Huge * 3d6 * 80
Gargantuan * 4d6 * 160
Colossal * 6d6 * 320
  1. The SRD only gives a means to determine costs and weights of weapons for Large and Small versions based on the Medium weapons. Any other supplied values are the author's best determination.

It appears to be a normal +1 Heavy Mace. Nothing special, nothing happy. But, upon hitting a kobold or another creature the same size or smaller with it, the effect activates. It sends the unfortunate subject up to 3d6×10 feet in the direction that they were hit. If the creature is sent into a hole, it explodes into a shower of random coins. If the adventurer sends his subject into a target, have him roll a ranged attack. If the attack is successful, reward him with a shower of coins from one creature, and a shower of cookies from the other. Up to 3d6 worth of gold may be discharged in any form that the DM finds acceptable. The struck target discharges 1d6 cookies. Mmm... cookies...

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