Displacer Steak (3.5e Equipment)
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Displacer Steak is prepared meat created from a Displacer Beast. Like the creature it comes from, it is host to an unusual effect... the food is displaced itself. This incurs a comical 50% eating chance, and makes devouring it an interesting process. Not being able to fight back of course, you have all the time in the world to take a bite. It is said to taste like a tough steak, and while a little on the chewy side it possesses it's own strange flavor that is 'cool' to the tongue, and valued as a rare delicacy by some, and an oddity to most. As a rare cooking food, a DC 20 Craft Cooking check is required to properly prepare it to it's full flavor. Failing the check by 10 or more means the food comes out too tough to eat.