Boxers of Humiliation (3.5e Equipment)
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Boxers of Humiliation
These red boxers are decorated with White Hearts, and if forced onto an opponent could cause one of several unpleasant effects. No save or spell resistance is functional. (they can be stuck on anywhere, just requires a succesful grapple check.)
(Power yet to be approved by original author)
This item, disguised as a +2 Boxers of the Lothario, when worn, will begin to slowly constrict upon the wearer. Once the boxers become an average of 2 sizes too small, the boxers begin whispering lewd, often insulting things to the wearer, slowly becoming louder until the whole tavern can hear the boxers.