Blunt Instrument of Excrutiating Pain (DnD Equipment)

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LordArkea (talk)
Date Created:	October 24 2008
Status:	Complete, but random as sin.
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Blunt Instrument of Excruciating Pain

Exotic Critical: 15-20/x5 Range Increment: 5ft Type: non lethal Hardness: —
Size	Cost1	Damage	Weight1	hp
Fine	*	—	*	—
Diminutive	*	—	*	—
Tiny	*	—	*	—
Small	5gp	—	—	—
Medium	5gp	4d12	—	—
Large	10gp	6d12	—	—
Huge	*	—	*	—
Gargantuan	*	—	*	—
Colossal	*	—	*	—
The SRD only gives a means to determine costs and weights of weapons for Large and Small versions based on the Medium weapons. Any supplied values are the author's best determination.

At first glance, this weapon looks like an average every-day frying pan. However, once you pick it up, you can never let go.

No matter what, this weapon can always bypass damage reduction. It is impossible to ever kill anything with it, but when a creature is brought down to -10 with it, the creature (no matter the size) is automatically put into a body cast and is unable to move until d2 months have passed.

The first time the "frying pan" was introduced a group of half drunk dwarven brawlers were bar hopping and mistakingly busted into a little old ladies house. The little old ladie was so startled that she picked up the pan she was cooking supper with and bashed them into another dimesion. As the dwarves burst through the dimension wall great magics spilled inthe frying pan giving it the powers it now has.

This idea was conceived with the help of my friend, Grokke.

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