100 Ways to Die (DnD Other)

I will organize all these...eventually.

Killed by a monster
Drown
Starve
Fire
Lava
Weather
Storm
Hurricane
Tornado
Hyperthemia
Hypothermia
Acid
Buried alive
Falling
Being Fallen Upon
Landslide
Avalanche
Flash Flood
Thirst
Falling into an iced over lake
Lack of air from high altitude
Suffocation
Smoke
Magic
Traps
Poison
Disease
Execution
Crucifixion
Captured and killed (or tortured)
Bleeding to death
Subject of curse that kills you
Killed by a spell backfiring on you
Quicksand
Committing suicide
Caught in a collapsing building/tunnel/dungeon
Astral cord severed when in Astral Plane
Flesh to Stone, followed by destroying the statue.
Light a target on fire (via spell, torch, ect.) then polymorph them into a cloud of hydrogen, and run
Impaled on a stake
Choking/strangulation
Run over by carriage/horse/vehicle
Heart Attack
Elf touch
Teleported forward in time, then killed
Heart eaten
Head eaten
Soul eaten
Matter explodes...body goes with it
Sneeze and brain comes out
Cow falling on top of you...only if you are a gnome
Spontaneous Combustion
Quit the game
Eaten by rabid brownies
Told you don't exist...thus, breaking the fourth wall
Pee on the third-rail
Spastic Bowel
Get Lazy, sleep for all eternity
Laugh to death
Get a Battle Axe to the face
Make fun of an orc
Standing on wrong side of universal-still-point immovable rod
INT point going so low that PC forgets how to breath
Standing between a dwarf and the last bottle of whisky
Perfect Jump check followed by natural 1 balance check
Bored DM
Unlucky party member firing a ballista... into your combat...