D&D Wiki - User contributions [en]

Cowlord (3.5e Prestige Class)

2009-12-15T00:37:56Z

Lord Mattos:

{{DnD Prestige Class Infobox
|img=
|imgloc=
|imgsize=
|imgcaption=
|rating_power=
|raters_power=
|rating_wording=
|raters_wording=
|rating_formatting=
|raters_formatting=
|rating_flavor=
|raters_flavor=
|authors=
|datecreated=11/02/09
|adopters=
|dateadopted=
|status=Working on
|editing=constructively
|type=Good Guy, Combat-Focused
|desc=The Cowlord is a prestige class for those who love bovines.
|len=10
|minlvl=4
}}

==Cowlord==

{{quote
|"Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
|orig=Plasma Nova, Fire Elf cowlord
|src=Game
}}

{{Section Description Needed}}

This prestige class was designed for my friend, who loves cows. This class will be good for pretty much anybody who loves the bovines.

===Becoming a Cowlord===

Most cowlords have most of their levels in a class dedicated to nature, such as a [[Druid|SRD:Druid]]. Wisdom is important for a cowlord for skills. Strength and Constitution are important because the cowlord often engages in melee combat.

{| class="d20 dragon monstats" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
|+ style="font-size: larger; white-space: nowrap;" | Entry Requirements
|-
! Base Attack Bonus:
| +4.
|-
! Skills:
| Handle Animal 4 ranks, Proffesion (farming) 4 ranks, Knowledge (Nature) 4 ranks.
|-
! Feats:
| Animal Affinity OR Skill Focus (Handle Animal), Power Attack, Improved Bull Rush.
|-
! Special:
| Proficient with leather armor.
|}

{| class="{{d20}}"
|+ <div>{{#anc:Table: The Cowlord}}</div>
Hit Die: d8
|-
! rowspan="2" | Level
! rowspan="2" | [[BAB|Base Attack Bonus]]
! colspan="3" | [[SRD:Saving Throw|Saving Throw]]s
! rowspan="2" | Special
|-
! [[SRD:Saving Throw#Fortitude|Fort]] || [[SRD:Saving Throw#Reflex|Ref]] || [[SRD:Saving Throw#Will|Will]]
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 1st || +0 || +2 || +0 || +2
| class="left" | Speak with Cows at Will, Wild Empathy, Leather +1 AC
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 2nd || +1 || +3 || +0 || +3
| class="left" | Low-Light Vision, +2 [[Con]]
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 3rd || +2 || +3 || +1 || +3
| class="left" | Leather +2 AC
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 4th || +3 || +4 || +1 || +4
| class="left" | Ultimate Bull Rush
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 5th || +3 || +4 || +1 || +4
| class="left" | Leather +3 AC, +2 [[Str]]
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 6th || +4 || +5 || +2 || +5
| class="left" | Herd Leader
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 7th || +5 || +5 || +2 || +5
| class="left" | Leather +4 AC
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 8th || +6 || +6 || +2 || +6
| class="left" | Polymorph to Cow at Will (2 rounds), +1 [[Wis]]
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 9th || +6 || +6 || +3 || +6
| class="left" | Leather +5 AC
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 10th || +7 || +7 || +3 || +7
| class="left" | Polymorph to Cow at Will (1 round)
|-
| colspan="42" class="skill" |
'''Class Skills (4 + [[Wis]] modifier per level)''' 
Concentration([[Con]]), Craft([[Int]]), Diplomacy([[Cha]]), Handle Animal([[Cha]]), Heal([[Wis]]), Jump([[Str]]), Knowledge (Nature)([[Int]]), Listen([[Wis]]), Proffesion([[Wis]]), Ride([[Dex]]), Search([[Int]]), Sense Motive([[Wis]]), Spot([[Wis]]), Survival([[Wis]]), Swim([[Str]]).
|}

{| class="{{d20}}"
|+ {{#anc:Table: The [[SRD:Epic Level Basics|Epic]] Cowlord}}
|-
! Level || Special
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 11th|| class="left" | Leather +6 AC
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 12th|| class="left" | Polymorph to Cow at Will (Standard Action)
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 13th|| class="left" | Leather +7 AC
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 14th|| class="left" | Polymorph to Cow at Will (Move Action), Bonus Feat
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 15th|| class="left" | Leather +8 AC
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 16th|| class="left" | Polymorph to Cow at Will (Free Action)
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 17th|| class="left" | Leather +9 AC
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 18th|| class="left" | Bonus Feat
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 19th|| class="left" | Leather +10 AC
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 20th|| class="left" |
|}

====Class Features====

All of the following are class features of the Cowlord.

'''{{#anc:Leather AC bonus}} ([[Ex]]):''' At 1st level, the Cowlord gains a +1 bonus to AC while wearing leather armor. This stacks with armor enhancement bonuses. This bonus increases by +1 every 2 levels.

'''''{{#anc:Speak with Cows at Will}}'' ([[Sp]]):''' At will, the Cowlord may use Speak with Animals, but only with cows.

'''{{#anc:Wild Empathy}} ([[Ex]]):''' (see Druid class feature, but adding cowlord class level instead). If the animal the cowlord is using wild empathy on is a cow, he adds a +6 bonus to the check.

'''{{#anc:Low-light Vision}} ([[Ex]]):''' The cowlord gains low-light vision at 2nd level.

'''{{#anc:Ultimate Bull Rush}} ([[Ex]]):''' At 4th level, a cowlord gains an improvement to Improved Bull Rush. The [[Strength|Str]] bonus is now +7, and bull rushes now deal 1d6 damage.

'''{{#anc:Herd Leader}}:''' At 6th level, the cowlord is treated as having the leadership feat, but gains no cohort, and the cowlord gains a number of cows in his herd equal to the amount of total followers the cowlord is allowed to have. Also, cows within 30 feet of the cowlord gain a +2 morale bonus to attack and damage rolls.

'''{{#anc:Polymorph to Cow at Will}} ([[Su]]):''' Starting at 8th level, a cowlord may transform into a cow for an infinite amount of time. This transformation originally takes 2 rounds to complete (the cowlord may not take any actions while polymorphing), but at 10th level, it takes only 1 round, at 12th level it takes a standard action, at 14th level it takes a move action, and at 16th level it takes a free action.

The epic cowlord gains a bonus feat (selected from the list of epic cowlord feats) every 4 levels after 10th.

''Epic cowlord Bonus Feat List:'' <-list of bonus epic feats->

===Campaign Information===

====Playing a cowlord====

{{Section Description Needed}}

'''Combat:''' The cowlord is often an assister in combat, and at 6th or higher levels will allow cows to do most of the work, but still engages in combat. At 8th level and after the cowlord will often polymorph into a cow to deal with combat.

'''Advancement:''' <-Typical advancement options for characters with this class. Include desirable multiclass options->

'''Resources:''' <-What kind of assistance members of this class can expect from each other including possible organizations->

====Cowlords in the World====

{{Section Description Needed}}

{{quote|Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!|4=Plasma Nova, Fire Elf Cowlord}}

Cowlords most often work on farms.

'''NPC Reactions:''' NPCs most often react to cowlords only slightly better than to each other, to in high esteem, based on class progression.

====Cowlord Lore====

{{Section Description Needed}}

Characters with ranks in Knowledge (local) can research cowlords to learn more about them. When a character makes a skill check, read or paraphrase the following, including information from lower DCs.

{| class="d20" {{#vardefine: odd | 0}}
|+ Knowledge (local)
! DC || class="left" | Result
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 11 || class="left" | Cowlords love cows.
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 16 || class="left" | Cowlords have very good relations with cows.
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 21 || class="left" | It is rumored cowlords can speak to cows, and even become one.
|- class="{{Odd-Even}}"
| 26 || class="left" | At this level, the person can find information or even last known location of a specific cowlord.
|}

====Cowlords in the Game====

{{Section Description Needed}}

<-How characters of this class fit in the game (PC and NPC) and what roles they play->

'''Adaptation:''' This class can be adopted to pretty much any other creature.

'''Sample Encounter:''' <-DM placement for NPC of this class->

''EL whatever:'' <-Encounter scenario and character info on sample NPC including stat block. The CR of the NPC is typically the same as the EL for the encounter->

----
{{DnD Prestige Classes Breadcrumb}}
{{Prestige Class Wikify|{{subst:November}} {{subst:2009}}}}
{{Prestige Class Description Needed|{{subst:November}} {{subst:2009}}}}
{{Prestige Class Stub|{{subst:November}} {{subst:2009}}}}
[[Category:DnD]]
[[Category:User]]
[[Category:Class]]
[[Category:Prestige Class]]
[[Category:Good Guy]]
[[Category:Combat-Focused]]

Talk:Daggerspell Master (3.5e Optimized Character Build)

2009-11-29T18:53:49Z

Lord Mattos:

== doesn't meet prereq... ==

The build doesn't qualify for weapon focus at level 2. you need a BAB of +1 or higher --[[User:Name Violation|Name Violation]] 05:55, 17 October 2009 (MDT)

:Daggerspell Mage needs Arcane caster level 5. --[[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 11:53, 29 November 2009 (MST)

Talk:Daggerspell Master (3.5e Optimized Character Build)

2009-11-29T18:53:35Z

Lord Mattos:

== doesn't meet prereq... ==

The build doesn't qualify for weapon focus at level 2. you need a BAB of +1 or higher --[[User:Name Violation|Name Violation]] 05:55, 17 October 2009 (MDT)

:Daggerspell Mage needs Arcane caster level 5/ --[[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 11:53, 29 November 2009 (MST)

Talk:Little Dagger Wielder (3.5e Optimized Character Build)

2009-11-29T18:26:02Z

Lord Mattos:

Craft(Alchemy) is useless for non-spellcasters.

Needs things like point blank shot.--[[User:T G Geko|T G Geko]] 13:12, 19 May 2009 (MDT)

:: He got Rapid Shot that's pretty '''big''' for a halfling :) --[[User:Angel Black|Angel Black]] 14:18, 19 May 2009 (MDT)

Actually, at least 3 levels in monk would not only give the halfling better speed and AC, but also give them flurry of blows, extra attacks are always a plus!--[[User:T G Geko|T G Geko]] 18:13, 25 June 2009 (MDT)

Nice. --[[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 11:26, 29 November 2009 (MST)

Talk:Main Page

2009-11-29T18:14:19Z

Lord Mattos:

{{Archives
|label1=Discussions 1–30
|label2=Discussions 31–60
|label3=Discussions 61–90
}}

== Anti Wiki Criticism ==

This is the most useful Wiki I have ever found on D&D, (and I've seen a LOT of on-line references). I am currently running an adventure and I keep this site open on my lap-top as I play. It saves me a great deal of time and speeds up play considerably. I almost never even open my Monster Manual anymore.

Kudos to the WebMaster. --[[User:Gildavinor|Gildavinor]] 18:13, 25 September 2009 (MDT)

:I agree very strongly with you, Gild! Though I didn't sign in very often previously, I absolutely adore this Wiki. It's the pinnacle of Dungeons and Dragons research and innovation. --[[User:Harry Mason|Harry Mason]] 18:42, 25 September 2009 (MDT)

::Taking sides in any instance is a bad idea... Neutrality is a great observational instrument if one is not affiliated therein. --[[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]] 21:51, 25 September 2009 (MDT)

:Totally agree. --[[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 11:14, 29 November 2009 (MST)

==Two Millionth View!!!!!!!!==
Looks like today was [[Special:Statistics|the day]] folks! 2 million views on the main page!  [[User:Hooper|''' Hooper ''']][[User talk:Hooper|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Hooper|  contribs  ]][[Special:Emailuser/Hooper|  email  ]] 12:46, 14 October 2009 (MDT)

== Size ==

how many Megabytes is this whole site? {{Unsigned|216.12.83.73|22:29, 15 November 2009 (MDT)}}

:Why? --[[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]] 23:40, 15 November 2009 (MST)

::I was thinking of copying the source code so i cant look at it offline--[[User:Lo-Chi|Lt.Dan]] 07:20, 16 November 2009 (MST)

:::You don't need the size of D&D Wiki as a whole when looking at the source code ("''View Page Source''" for Mozilla Firefox). --[[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]] 12:12, 16 November 2009 (MST)

Over 100 Ways to Die (DnD Other)

2009-11-29T02:55:15Z

Lord Mattos:

A compendium of all the known ways to die. Feel free to add.

Organized (alphabetically) for now. -- [[User:Jota|Jota]] 22:30, 12 January 2009 (MST)

#Ability Drain
#Acid
#Astral cord severed when in Astral Plane
#Avalanche
#Banshee's keening
#Being Fallen Upon
#Bloody Exit (blood magus ability)
#Bodak's death gaze
#Bored DM
#Brain Extracted (Mindflayer)
#Buried alive
#Cancer
#Captured and killed (or tortured)
#Caught in a collapsing building/tunnel/dungeon
#Choking/strangulation
#Chuck Norris
#Cow falling on top of you...only if you are a gnome or a kobald
#Crucifixion
#Curse
#Decapitation
#Dehydration
#Disease
#Disintegrated
#Drawn and Quartered
#Drowning
#Eaten by rabid brownies (Cannibalized)
#Electrocution
#Elf touch
#Encounter with a gazebo
#Enter in a Level-100 Dungeon
#Execution
#Exsanguination (bleeding to death)
#Falling
#Falling into an iced over lake
#Fire
#Flash Flood
#[[SRD:Flesh to Stone|Flesh to Stone]], followed by destroying the statue.
#Get a Battle Axe to the face
#Get Lazy, sleep for all eternity
#Heart Attack
#Heart eaten
#Hurricane
#Hyperthemia
#Hypothermia
#Illusion Magic (Phantasmal Killer, Weird)
#Impaled on a stake
#INT point going so low that PC forgets how to breath
#Killed by a monster
#Lack of air from high altitude
#Landslide
#Laugh to death
#Lava
#Light a target on fire (via spell, torch, ect.) then polymorph them into a cloud of hydrogen, and run
#Magic
#Make fun of an orc
#Massive Damage
#Matter explodes...body goes with it
#Old Age
#Pee on the third-rail (Electrocution)
#Perfect Jump check followed by natural 1 balance check
#Plane shift to positive/negative energy plane
#Poison
#Pregnancy Complications (females only; -_- (we hope))
#Quicksand
#Quit the game
#Smoke Inhalation
#Sneeze and brain comes out
#[[Whirling_Eater_of_Souls_%283.5e_Optimized_Character_Build%29|Soul eaten]]
#Spastic Bowel
#Spell backfiring
#Spontaneous Combustion
#Standing between a dwarf and the last bottle of whisky
#Standing on wrong side of universal-still-point immovable rod
#Starve
#Storm
#Suicide
#Suffocation
#Swallowed Whole
#Teleported forward in time, then killed
#Told you don't exist...thus, breaking the fourth wall
#Tornado
#Trampled
#Traps
#Tumor
#Unlucky party member firing a ballista... into your combat...
#Weather
#trying to play a fun character when one of your other party members is a paladin.
#Get in the way of the tarasque.
#Piss off a dozen pit fiends.
#Call a Balor's toughness into question.
#Put your head into a T'rex's mouth.
#Be the one who has to hold off 10,000 angry Dragonspawn on mounts.
#Jump into the Orb of annihilation.
#Break the staff of the Magi.
#Be within five feet of a Rod of cancellation and a Orb of Annhialation's impact.
#Calling a Great Wyrm Red Dragon's hoard inadequate.
#Get in the Way of a Lich's Disintegration spell.
#Get Tiamat really, really mad.
#Call Bel a poor tactician.
#Claim that Asmodeus can't plan for crap.
#Being different from a beholder.
#Have Drizzt Do'urdens name while being evil.
#Fight all 500 of those Kobolds in the tribe at once.
#Fight that Epic level death knight at level one.
#Have a Dragon drop a ten ton boulder on you.
#Be on the wrong end of Pun Pun's anger.
#Piss in a gods favorite shoe.
#Be level one and try to take on a Worm That Walks with nothing but a can of insecticide.
#Forget that you cant fly at level one.
#Make fun of Gary Guygax when Cuthullu is around.
#Erased by spastic player.
#Beaten by a proverbial ton of bricks.
#Sticking your head in a reactor.
#Rabies.
#Covered in Salamander piss.
#Shoving a pencil up your nose.
#Mooning a Bladeling
#Eating that suspect berry("I told it was poison").
#Having a party on a Liches tomb without inviting it.
#Dancing in an orc stronghold for no reason.
#Trying to spell "supercalafrajalisticexpialadoshus".
#Skinny dipping in demon ichor.
#angry monkeys.
#Kissing a Poison Toad
#Apocalypse
#Out of ammo with zombies all around.
#Natural one on a balance check over a pit of ghouls.
#MAKE BARBARIAN ANGRY!
#Bull Rushed off the edge of a giant chasm.
#You jump off a very tall building, and are hit by a meteor when you land.
#Rocks fall, everyone dies.
#Dividing by Zero
#Fall down a multi-story building in a pail of slob and get slowly devoured by pigs.
#Sneak attacking your parties CE Warlock
#Throwing a complete Necklace of Fire Ball Type VII at your feet to kill a baddie. The Baddie dosent die :(
#Being crush under the weight of a girallon from a 70ft redwood. SQUISH!!!
#Losing your character sheet

----
{{3.5e Others Breadcrumb}}
[[Category:DnD]]
[[Category:3.5e]]
[[Category:User]]
[[Category:Other]]

User:Lord Mattos

2009-11-29T01:00:49Z

Lord Mattos:

Hi!

I am relatively new to wikis, so I will appreciate help.

== Stuff I made ==
(Note: pages before I created an account will be marked with a () )
=== Creatures ===
*()[[Cow (3.5e Creature)]]
*()[[Cow Sniper (3.5e Creature)]]

=== Classes/PrC's ===
*()[[Cowlord (3.5e Prestige Class)]]
*()[[Cavalryman (3.5e Class)]]

=== Spells ===
*()[[Summon Cow (3.5e Spell)]]

=== Other ===
*()[[Holy Warlord (3.5e Optimization)]] optimization
*()[[Sansiwal (3.5e Diety)]]
*()Any other stuff i remember, i will add later

== D&D Stuff ==
=== My campaign ===
My campaign that I am working on is based around Kalazan Tu'noth, a blue half-dragon (or maybe blue dragon bloodline) human sorcerer/fighter/eldritch knight who is taking over the world. The characters will battle his armies, his officers (dragons) and eventually, after going through his trap- and minion-filled lair, Kalazan himself. They will also be freeing lands currently under his rule, but will also go on many side adventures I will make up as I go along. Please say if you think this is a good idea for a campaign. If you do not, please keep your mouth shut.

=== Daggerspell *Something* ===
I am working on a 4th faction for the Daggerspell Guardains in my campaign, after Mages, Shapers, and Psions. It would be a class for clerics who chooses to use dual daggers. I can't think of a good name, please let me know if you have one!

Talk:Cow Sniper (3.5e Creature)

2009-11-26T20:37:06Z

Lord Mattos:

where does the +4 to damage on the c-bow come from? --[[User:Name Violation|Name Violation]] 19:05, 7 November 2009 (MST)

:Dexterity --[[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 16:03, 8 November 2009 (MST)
::how is it adding dex to damage? it doesn't have crossbow sniper which adds half dex, and no special ability to add dex to damage--[[User:Name Violation|Name Violation]] 17:45, 8 November 2009 (MST)

:::Ranged weapons add full [[Dex]] to damage, at least projectile weapons do, and it is a projectile weapon --[[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 15:20, 17 November 2009 (MST)
::::Since when? where did you get that from? projectile weapons add NO bonus to damage, it just adds to attack rolls, not damage rolls. look it up. there is a feat to add half dex to damage, thats it. Its the down side to projectiles.--[[User:Name Violation|Name Violation]] 16:03, 17 November 2009 (MST)
:::::Sorry, I was sure about that. --[[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 13:35, 26 November 2009 (MST)
also, it looks like this has 1 too many feats for its HD.--[[User:Name Violation|Name Violation]] 16:15, 17 November 2009 (MST)
:Which one would you reccomend taking off? --[[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 13:37, 26 November 2009 (MST)

Cow Sniper (3.5e Creature)

2009-11-26T20:35:33Z

Lord Mattos:

__NOTOC__
{{author
|author_name=
|date_created=11/05/09
|status=finished (probably)
|isnotuser=I'm not a user
}}
{{Creature Table
|creature=Cow Sniper
|size=Large |type=Monsterous Humanoid
|hd=8d8+42 |hp=84
|init=+4 ([[Dex]])
|speed=30
|ac=19 (-1 size, +6 natural, +4 [[Dex]] |touch=13 |flat=15
|bab=+5 |grapple=+15
|at=+10 Large repeating heavy crossbow (2d8, 19-20/x2)
|full_at=+10/+5 Large repeating heavy crossbow (2d8, 19-20/x2)
|space=10 |reach=5
|sa=Sudden Strike
|sq=Improved Hide in Plain Sight, Low-light vision, scent
|fort=+10 |ref=+9 |will=+3
|str=25 |dex=18 |con=22 |int=10 |wis=13 |cha=5
|skills=Hide +8, Move Silently +8, Sense Motive +5, Listen +5, Spot +4, Swim +5
|feats=Point Blank Shot, Far Shot, Precise Shot, Weapon Focus (Heavy repeating crossbow), Rapid Reload
|env=Any
|org=Solitary, pair, or squadron (3-10)
|cr=7
|treas=1/10 coins, 75% mudane
|align=True Neutral
|adv=9-12 (large)
|la=-
}}
{{ImageNeeded}}

''You see a vaguely human-like cow, walking on its hind legs and carrying a large crossbow, take aim at you.''

A cow sniper is a type of cow that uses a heavy repeating crossbow and uses stealth to attack enemies.

=== Combat ===

'''Sudden Strike (Ex):''' If a cow sniper is able to catch an opponent who is unable to defend himself effectively from attack, it can strike a vital spot for extra damage. Whenever a cow sniper's target is denied a Dexterity bonus to AC (whether the target actually has a Dexterity bonus or not) the cow sniper deals an extra +4d6 damage of damage on an attack. This increases by +1d6 every 2 HD the cow sniper is improved. With a ranged attack, this bonus only applies against targets up to 30 feet away. Creatures with concealment, without discernable anatomies, or immune to critical hits are immune to sudden strike. A cow sniper can't use sudden strike on the limbs of a creature whose vitals are out of reach.

'''Improved Hide in Plain Sight (Su):''' A cow sniper has the Hide in Plain Sight ability, and whenever it uses that ability, the cow sniper is treated as invisible towards any target it attacks, meaning Sudden Strike damage is added. ''See Invisibility'' does not stop the effect, and only effects that can defeat Hide in Plain Sight stop it.

----
{{3.5e Creatures CR 7 Breadcrumb}}
[[Category:DnD]]
[[Category:3.5e]]
[[Category:Creature]]
[[Category:CR 7]]
[[Category:Monsterous Humanoid Type]]
[[Category:Neutral (Law-Chaos) Alignment]]
[[Category:Neutral (Good-Evil) Alignment]]

Talk:Cow Sniper (3.5e Creature)

2009-11-26T20:35:01Z

Lord Mattos:

User:Lord Mattos

2009-11-26T20:32:27Z

Lord Mattos: /* D&D Stuff */

Hi! I will work on this later.

I am relatively new to wikis, so I will appreciate help.

== Stuff I made ==
(Note: pages before I created an account will be marked with a () )
=== Creatures ===
*()[[Cow (3.5e Creature)]]
*()[[Cow Sniper (3.5e Creature)]]

=== Classes/PrC's ===
*()[[Cowlord (3.5e Prestige Class)]]
*()[[Cavalryman (3.5e Class)]]

=== Spells ===
*()[[Summon Cow (3.5e Spell)]]

=== Other ===
*()[[Holy Warlord (3.5e Optimization)]] optimization
*()[[Sansiwal (3.5e Diety)]]
*()Any other stuff i remember, i will add later

== D&D Stuff ==
=== My campaign ===
My campaign that I am working on is based around Kalazan Tu'noth, a blue half-dragon (or maybe blue dragon bloodline) human sorcerer/fighter/eldritch knight who is taking over the world. The characters will battle his armies, his officers (dragons) and eventually, after going through his trap- and minion-filled lair, Kalazan himself. They will also be freeing lands currently under his rule, but will also go on many side adventures I will make up as I go along. Please say if you think this is a good idea for a campaign. If you do not, please keep your mouth shut.

=== Daggerspell *Something* ===
I am working on a 4th faction for the Daggerspell Guardains in my campaign, after Mages, Shapers, and Psions. It would be a class for clerics who chooses to use dual daggers. I can't think of a good name, please let me know if you have one!

SRD Talk:Elans (Race)

2009-11-26T15:57:59Z

Lord Mattos: New section: Abilities?

== Proficiencies ==

What is the source of the Elans' racial weapon and armor proficiencies? {{unsigned|69.88.43.223|2009-04-03 18:57}}

: [[SRD:Aberration Type#Traits|Aberration traits]] combined with their [[SRD:Elan|monster entry]] —[[User:Sledged|Sledged]] ([[User talk:Sledged|talk]]) 21:57, 3 April 2009 (MDT)

:: This is not part of race listing in XPH, so it should be removed. I doubt that a DM would allow a player to use these weapon/armor feats, if he starts at LV1 (my DM didn't). This site isn't relyable anymore, if it differs from official sources (after applying errata)[[User:Zarathustra|Zarathustra]] 07:57, 2 September 2009 (MDT)

::: Despite the near-identical text used, the information present is based on the RTF copies of the SRD hosted on [http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=d20/article/srd35 Wizards' web site], and not the XPH. Any differences from the SRD hosted on wizards' site, are due to errata, and rearranging the information in a more cohesive fashion. For example, there is no longer three different sections explaining what supernatural, spell-like, or extraordinary abilities are. They've been combined into one section with the text merged.

::: The rules state that aberrations are proficient with all simple weapons and any weapon it is described as using unless specified otherwise. It makes no exception for PCs. This is why it explicitly states that elans do not get darkvision. If this wasn't stated as such, elans would get darkvision even if the racial traits were silent on the issue. Omission of an ability in the race description is not the same as not having the ability.

::: For further reference and examples, see where the [http://www.wizards.com/dnd/files/Main35FAQv06302008.zip official FAQ] supports this on pages 5 (the question about goliaths having darkvision) and 99 (the question about aasimar, tiefling and genasi PCs being automatically proficient with all martial weapons).

::: Lastly, any DM may choose what is and is not allowed regardless of what the rules say. I've yet to meet a single DM that used all the rules exactly as is. Just because your DM doesn't allow it, doesn't mean the game rule text doesn't allow it. —[[User:Sledged|Sledged]] ([[User talk:Sledged|talk]]) 10:00, 2 September 2009 (MDT)

== Darkvision ==

Methinks it seems a bit weird to specify what a race does not possess... {{unsigned|65.29.20.93|2009-04-07 20:06}}

:That specification is because most aberration DO have Darkvision due to their type, and Elans are specified as not having ti to override that inherent ability. -[[User:Valentine the Rogue|Valentine the Rogue]] 21:13, 7 April 2009 (MDT)

== Abilities? ==

Why does the elan have an ability reduction but not a bonus?

== Abilities? ==

Why does the elan have an ability reduction but not a bonus? --[[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 08:57, 26 November 2009 (MST)

SRD Talk:Elans (Race)

2009-11-26T15:57:44Z

Lord Mattos: New section: Abilities?

SRD Talk:Dexterity

2009-11-18T22:19:08Z

Lord Mattos: /* Bonus to damage? */

== Negative bonus? ==

Does a Dexterity below 10 provide a negative bonus (i.e. penalty) to AC? I'm guessing not, since then you would have a better AC when flat-footed. But I haven't been able to find an authoritative answer anywhere. Thanks. –[[User:Cuthalion|Cúthalion]] ([[User talk:Cuthalion|talk]]) 08:13, 5 July 2007 (MDT)

:Yes. Strange but true. --[[User:Dmilewski|Dmilewski]] 10:45, 5 July 2007 (MDT)

::It's not that strange. [[SRD:Breaking and Entering#Armor Class|Immobile objects]] are treated as having a 0 Dex in addition to a −2 AC penalty, so an unattended [[SRD:Medium|Medium]] object has an AC of 3. Also, being [[SRD:Flat-Footed|flat-footed]] only negates the bonus from Dex (a bonus is explicitly defined [[SRD:Ability Scores#Ability Modifier|here]] and in the PHB glossary as a positive modifier—there's no such thing as a "negative bonus," only a negative modifier), so any penalty still applies.

::As for an authoritative answer, [[Dex]] says the following:
::''You apply your character’s Dexterity modifier to:''
::* ''Armor Class (AC), provided that the character can react to the attack.''
::And the rules for [[SRD:Armor Class|Armor Class]] say ''Your AC is equal to the following: 10 + armor bonus + shield bonus + '''Dexterity modifier''' + size modifier.''
:: —[[User:Sledged|Sledged]] ([[User talk:Sledged|talk]]) 20:43, 5 July 2007 (MDT)

== Buggy Links ==

there's a buggy link there. shouldnt be hard to find. {{Unsigned|84.108.164.233|02:02, 5 February 2008 (MST)}}

:Fixed. Thanks.--[[User:Dmilewski|Dmilewski]] 07:40, 5 February 2008 (MST)

== Bonus to damage? ==

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought Dexterity added a bonus to damage for projectile weapons? --[[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 15:28, 17 November 2009 (MST)
:nope. only attack.--[[User:Name Violation|Name Violation]] 16:05, 17 November 2009 (MST)
::Dang, I was sure. MAybe I should've just checked teh Player's Handbook. --[[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 15:19, 18 November 2009 (MST)

Talk:Ultimate Infiltrator (3.5e Optimized Character Build)

2009-11-18T01:30:03Z

Lord Mattos:

==XP Penalty==
Assuming I read the multiclass and favoured class rules correctly, this build will suffer from a 20% XP penalty from level 7 onwards. My reasoning:

Human favoured class description - When determining whether a multiclass human suffers an XP penalty, his highest level class does not count (3.5 SRD).

* Level 4 - Rogue1/Cleric3. In this combination, the Cleric levels are ignored = no XP penalty.
* Level 5 - Rogue1/Cleric3/Wizard1. Again, the cleric levels are ignored. The rogue and wizard levels are equal = no XP penalty.
* Level 6 - Rogue1/Cleric3/Wizard2. Cleric continues to be ignored. Rogue and wizard are within 1 level of each other = no XP penalty.
* Level 7 - Rogue1/Cleric3/Wizard3. This is where the problem creeps in. Human ignores the highest class, but can't ignore both. No matter which one is ignored, there is an imbalance with rogue of >1 level, smacking you with a 20% XP penalty until this imbalance is adjusted. Since no more levels of rogue are taken in the build, the character will suffer this penalty from level 7 onwards.

Of course, if you're playing with a group that ignores the whole XP penalty thing it's not a problem. If you're not though, that 20% XP penalty for 12 levels is going to hurt, dropping you back a couple of levels compared to the rest of the group assuming you all get the same XP. When they hit level 20, you'll still be just over level 18. Not hugely game-breaking, but possibly irritating! --[[User:Neonin|Neonin]] 07:14, 2 July 2008 (MDT)

:Good point! I will have to figure out a way to rework this build. --[[User:Aarnott|Aarnott]] 07:49, 2 July 2008 (MDT)
::Hehe, I feel a bit bad now because it's an excellent build, intriguing, and something I'm looking at as my backup character (our DM likes us to have a character ready to go in case something drastic happens!) --[[User:Neonin|Neonin]] 07:59, 2 July 2008 (MDT)
:::Drop one lvl of Archmage and Assassin and pick up 2 lvls of Rogue. easier to play since you dont have to be evil, i see no reason for one more lvl of Archmage for just spell power, and no xp penalty. --Sonic Napalm

This is one of the best SRD only Builds ive seen but some problems. mainly once you start getting every where your dm dosent want you to be, start seeing some guards with see invisibility permantly cast on them, the only way to counter this would be with Hide In Plain Sight. so the final build should be Rogue 2/Cleric 3/Wizard 3/Mystic Theurge 6/ Arcane Trickster 4/Archmage 1/ Shadow Dancer 1. some problems with this are pretty much all your feats are going to useless feats. but over all this is a excellent build --Sonic Napalm

:Good idea, but it doesn't qualify for Arcane Trickster. Alternatively though, you could have: Cleric 3/Wizard 3/Mystic Theurge 6/Assassin 3/Arcane Trickster 4/Archmage 1 (loses XP penalty at least). Or Rogue 3/Cleric 3/Wizard 3/Mystic Theurge 6/Arcane Trickster 4/Archmage 1 (loses XP penalty as well). Depends on whether you want spells and death attack or evasion and skill points basically.

:As for taking out guards with see invisible, cast dispel. Or go ethereal. Or just, you know, kill them. --[[User:Aarnott|Aarnott]] 14:11, 16 October 2008 (MDT)

:Excellent idea. When I first saw the title I figured it would be like a ninja or rogue, with max ranks in Hide, Move Silently, Disguise, etc. I was not expecting this. Do you think a Ninja 10/Sorcerer 6/Arcane Trickster 4 would also work? --[[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 18:30, 17 November 2009 (MST)

Summon Cow (3.5e Spell)

2009-11-17T22:32:46Z

Lord Mattos:

{{needsbalance|Specific where summon as a spell already exists.}}
{{Spell
|name=Summon Cow
|school=Conjuration (summoning)
|desc=
|lvl=Sorcerer/Wizard 3, Druid 3
|comp=a small square of leather
|casttime=1 round
|range=5 feet
|dur=1 hour/caster level
|tsea=e
|subj=
|save= -
|sr=no
}}

You lay the square of leather on the ground, and summon 1d4 cows +1 per 2 caster levels. These cows are summoned by magic, but are otherwise the same as described by: [[Cow (3.5e Creature)|cow]]. They obey all commands of the caster, and last for 1 hour per caster level.

''Material Component:'' Small Square of leather

----
{{3.5e Druid Spells Breadcrumb}}
{{3.5e Sorcerer/Wizard Spells Breadcrumb}}
[[Category:DnD]]
[[Category:3.5e]]
[[Category:Spell]]
[[Category:Conjuration School]]
[[Category:Summoning Subschool]]
[[Category:Summoning Effect]]
[[Category:Druid 3]]
[[Category:Sorcerer/Wizard 3]]

Summon Cow (3.5e Spell)

2009-11-17T22:31:44Z

Lord Mattos:

{{needsbalance|Specific where summon as a spell already exists.}}
{{Spell
|name=Summon Cow
|school=Conjuration (summoning)
|desc=
|lvl=Sorcerer/Wizard 3, Druid 3
|comp=a small square of leather
|casttime=1 round
|range=5 feet
|dur=1 hour/caster level
|tsea=e
|subj=
|save= -
|sr=no
}}

You lay the square of leather on the ground, and summon 1d4 cows +1 per 2 caster levels. These cows are summoned by magic, but are otherwise the same as described by:[[Cow (3.5e Creature|Cow]]. They obey all commands of the caster, and last for 1 hour per caster level.

''Material Component:'' Small Square of leather

----
{{3.5e Druid Spells Breadcrumb}}
{{3.5e Sorcerer/Wizard Spells Breadcrumb}}
[[Category:DnD]]
[[Category:3.5e]]
[[Category:Spell]]
[[Category:Conjuration School]]
[[Category:Summoning Subschool]]
[[Category:Summoning Effect]]
[[Category:Druid 3]]
[[Category:Sorcerer/Wizard 3]]

SRD Talk:Dexterity

2009-11-17T22:28:23Z

Lord Mattos: New section: Bonus to damage?

Talk:Cow Sniper (3.5e Creature)

2009-11-17T22:20:01Z

Lord Mattos:

User talk:Eiji

2009-11-11T21:57:37Z

Lord Mattos: New section: 61!

{{Messages of Interest|messages=
{{MoI-Row
|page=Talk:Eijilund_Plushies_(4e_Race)
|section=
|notifier=Sam Kay
|date_time=13:00, 8 July 2009 (MDT)
}}
{{MoI-Row
|page=Eijilund_Plushies_(4e_Race)
|section=
|notifier=Sam Kay
|date_time=07:43, 7 July 2009 (MDT)
}}
{{MoI-Row
|page=Talk:Sex_Fiend_(DnD_Trait)
|section=
|notifier=Palantini
|date_time=21:15, 2 June 2009 (MDT)
}}
{{MoI-Row
|page=Talk:Artificer_Battery_Pack_(3.5e_Equipment)
|section=Eureka!
|notifier=Green Dragon
|date_time=22:15, 4 May 2009 (MDT)
}}
{{MoI-Row
|page=Artificer_Battery_Pack_(3.5e_Equipment)
|section=
|notifier=Green Dragon
|date_time=22:13, 4 May 2009 (MDT)
}}
{{MoI-Row
|page=Talk:Artificer_Battery_Pack_(3.5e_Equipment)
|section=Some Improvements
|notifier=Green Dragon
|date_time=02:39, 24 April 2009 (MDT)
}}
{{MoI-Row
|page=Discussion:Dickery_Does_Not_Exclude_Good_Points
|section=
|notifier=Sam Kay
|date_time=04:40, 12 March 2009 (MDT)
}}
{{MoI-Row
|page=Talk:Biomancer_(DnD_Class)
|section=
|notifier=SeekAndDestroy
|date_time=18:54, 5 March 2009 (MST)
}}
{{MoI-Row
|page=Gate Knight (DnD Class)
|section=Class Features
|notifier=Daniel Draco
|date_time=06:09, 23 February 2009 (MST)
}}
}}

==Welcome to D&D Wiki==

Hello Eiji, and on behalf of [[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]], welcome to D&D Wiki! Thank you for your contributions. We hope you like D&D Wiki and decide to stay. [[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]] is the owner of the site (though he's unavailable right now), and if you have a question feel free to ask me in his absence, however when contacting anyone on D&D Wiki through talk pages please sign your name using four tildes <nowiki>(~~~~)</nowiki>; this will automatically produce your name and the date. Also, if you want to help D&D Wiki but just don't know how [http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=User_talk:Sledged&action=edit&section=new drop me a note] and I'll see what I can do. (Alternatively, you can [http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=User_talk:Green_Dragon&action=edit&section=new leave a message on Green Dragon's talk page]. I and a few others keep tabs on the discussions going on there.) However, when leaving a note please indicate how much time you would like to spend working, how well you know the Wiki Format, and how well you know D&D. I hope you enjoy editing here and being a D&D Wikian! If you need help ask me on my talk page, [[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]]'s talk page, or just right here. Again, welcome! —[[User:Sledged|Sledged]] ([[User talk:Sledged|talk]]) 12:41, 2 July 2007 (MDT)

== Nomination for Adminship ==

Hey! I just [[Requests for Adminship/Eiji|nominated you for adminship]]. I hope you make it ''':)'''. However, you really should fill out the "Candidates Prelude" information on that page and you should probably also make a user page (since so many things are linking to it right now, like the main page, etc, and it looks unprofessional to not have one ''':)'''). Again, hope you make it ''':)'''. --[[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]] 16:32, 27 November 2007 (MST)

:Sadly you did not make adminship... Maybe next time ''':)'''. --[[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]] 22:54, 4 December 2007 (MST)

::@-@ The things that happen when I vanish for a week. Come and gone before I even knew....
::Well, I suppose it doesn't matter. I still need to get a handle on things (and more time, what with Xmas season working at KB Toy does not let you rest). I do have one question though, how do I make a user page? -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 00:03, 5 December 2007 (MST)

:::Follow the red link in your signature (or the red "user page" link at the top of this page), fill in whatever info you'd like to give about yourself, and hit "save page." —[[User:Sledged|Sledged]] ([[User talk:Sledged|talk]]) 02:33, 5 December 2007 (MST)

::::I think we should re-nominate you Eiji, for the reason that I stated [[Requests for Adminship/Eiji|here]]. --[[User:Sam Kay|Sam Kay]] 11:28, 5 December 2007 (MST)

:::::Maybe after Christmas would be a better time, seeing that Eiji works at a toy shop (right?) and I do not think it would be the best idea to re-nominate someone within the same month... Although a re-nomination does seem like a good idea. --[[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]] 14:57, 5 December 2007 (MST)

::::::Yeah, I agree. --[[User:Sam Kay|Sam Kay]] 08:19, 6 December 2007 (MST)

:::::::I agree too, whew. Well, user page is up, have a look-see! -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 22:41, 6 December 2007 (MST)

::::::::Good luck for January! --[[User:Sir Milo Teabag|Sir Milo Teabag]] 12:03, 8 December 2007 (MST)

:::::::::Also, I am sure [[User:Sledged|Sledged]] would be proud of how your user page looks ''':P'''. --[[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]] 21:29, 9 December 2007 (MST)

::::::::::So, you still want to go for it? It is January now ''':P'''... --[[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]] 12:35, 15 January 2008 (MST)

:::::::::::Let's do it! -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 13:21, 15 January 2008 (MST)

::::::::::::[[Requests for Adminship/Eiji]] --[[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]] 13:44, 15 January 2008 (MST)

:::::::::::::And, it has ended. --[[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]] 01:32, 23 January 2008 (MST)

''→Reverted indentation to one colon''

:Welcome to Adminship. You are now, as [[User:Dmilewski|Dmilewski]] once put it, part of "The Face" of D&D Wiki. Honestly, as you will notice, not much has been changed now that you are an admin. If anything, I would say more burden is placed on you. But first, for the the new features and there uses. You can now delete pages, protect pages, rollback edits, block users and IP's, edit every page, patrol edits, and do a couple more minor things.
:;What it is:
:*What deleting pages is, is self explanatory.
:*What protecting pages is, is also pretty self explanatory.
:*Rolling back edits is a method for removing spam. It is more powerful than the conventional method of undoing edits. Instead of showing a diff of the edit in question once clicked, it instantly rollsback all the edits by the user or IP in question on a certain page. For example if I edited my user page and you clicked "rollback" on that edit it would rollback all the edits up to the point where someone else has edited it. Be careful using this, it can be very helpful but also very harmful.
:*What blocking users and IP's is, is also self explanatory.
:*Editing every page is another self explanatory one.
:*Patrolling edits is a method for keeping [[Special:Recentchanges|RC]] in check, it can be seen once a diff is clicked. All it does is, once "Mark as Patrolled Edits" is clicked, it marks the edits as patrolled so the edit will no longer show up on [[Special:Recentchanges|RC]] when "Hide Patrolled" is marked.
:;When or how it should be used
:*Deleting pages is normally done through [[:Category:Candidates for Deletion]]. Anything with a good reason to be deleted on that page should be deleted. The other time pages should be deleted is when someone makes a certain page and after a few edits they either blank the page or replace it with something like "Please delete this". They don't want to work on it, and unless it is really well made and fleshed out, just delete it.
:*Protecting pages has quite a few different times when it should be used. Pages should be protected according to the author's wishes (with [[Template:Locked Page]] added to the top of the page in question), in case of conflict (with [[Template:Temp Locked Page]] added to the top of the page in question), in case of [[Help:FAQ#What are OGL, OGC, SRD, and GNU FPL?|OGC]] published materials (with [[Template:OGL Top]] added to the top of the page in question and [[Template:OGL Bottom]] added to the bottom), or finally if the page is a vital part of D&D Wiki's organization. If it deals with D&D Wiki's organization it either needs to be be protected from IP edits or all non-sysop edits. As a rule of thumb pages up to two tiers deep from the [[Main Page]] are normally locked to anyone but sysops and all the others are just protected from IP edits. For Example [[Dungeons and Dragons]] is protected from all non-sysop edits whereas a deeper in page like [[LA 0 Races]] is only protected from IP edits. No template has to be added to pages if thay are part of D&D Wiki's organization (even though some do exist like [[Template:Admin Locked Page]])
:*Blocking a user or IP should only be used after an IP or user vandalizes a certain page. To block someone just click "block" (found either on [[Special:Recentchanges|RC]] or the diff in question) and fill out the corresponding form. For a typical vandalism attack I normally block the user for two weeks. If I'm in a bad mood from vandalism or a certain discussion, then I sometimes block them for up to a month. No standards have been set for block lengths, so it is currently really up to you when you block the user or IP.
:*Editing every page on D&D Wiki mostly means you can now edit the [[SRD:System Reference Document|SRD]] and the [[MSRD:Modern System Reference Document|MSRD]]. Feel free to edit them if you find inaccuracies. Also, if you want to, for lack of a better word, major in the [[SRD:System Reference Document|SRD]] (as [[User:Dmilewski|Dmilewski]] has done) or the [[MSRD:Modern System Reference Document|MSRD]] (as [[User:EldritchNumen|EldrithNumen]] has done) take a look at [[SRD Talk:System Reference Document#SRD ToDo List]] or [[MSRD Talk:Modern System Reference Document#Tasks]] to see what needs to be done within the [[SRD:System Reference Document|SRD]] or [[MSRD:Modern System Reference Document|MSRD]]. There is never enough help to get it all done, so I am sure your help would be appreciated.
:*Patrolling edits should, in a nutshell, be used when you have looked over an edit and fixed everything that needs to be fixed (this includes answering questions, sending MoI's, etc). If you decide to, for a lack of better words, major in [[Special:Recentchanges|RC]] (as I have ''':)''') then marking edits as patrolled will become commonplace and extremely helpful. Below is how to "major" in recent changes, which would be a great help to D&D Wiki and I. First off load recent changes and press "Hide patrolled edits". Next click any diff and look at the change. Only if you are 100% sure that the edit is okay (taking formatting standards, page-linking (using the "what links here?" function), answering questions, sending MoI's, and line spacing between comments and/or the "Back to" footer into consideration) then mark the edit as patrolled. If the edit is not okay then all you have to do is fix the problem then mark the edit as patrolled. It's simple, but looking over every edit on D&D Wiki really keeps it looking and running well. In my opinion, it is the most vital part of D&D Wiki. Even marking only 20 edits as patrolled every day would be extremely helpful with this never-ending task.
:I know this is really long-winded, so I'll keep the rest short. You have more burden on youself now that you are an admin because users will be looking at you for editing help, knowledge of the standards, etc etc. It's a bit more work, but I really hope you enjoy being an admin and I hope you decide to stay around on D&D Wiki for a while more to come. Welcome to Adminship, again, as [[User:Dmilewski|Dmilewski]] once put it, you're now part of "The Face" of D&D Wiki. --[[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]] 01:32, 23 January 2008 (MST)

::Whew, much to work on. Thank you, I'll hold the title with honor and oven mitts (honorable oven mitts). -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 16:45, 23 January 2008 (MST)

:::''':)'''. --[[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]] 22:47, 23 January 2008 (MST)

== User Page ==

Nice user page. I'm flattered. BTW, I went digging through the [http://www.dandwiki.com/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&user=Eiji logs] and found the date you created your username on the wiki, and inserted the date in your page. —[[User:Sledged|Sledged]] ([[User talk:Sledged|talk]]) 16:08, 7 December 2007 (MST)

:Domo arigato Mr. Sledgedboto. -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 22:20, 7 December 2007 (MST)

== Happy Bunny Picture ==

:''Discussion moved to [[Talk:Happy Bunny (DnD Creature)#Picture]]The discussion was related to the happy bunny, not Eiji --[[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]] 13:24, 24 December 2007 (MST)

== DBZ Conversion ==

good luck with the state alchemist into D&D format, also very nice conversion of DBZ moves into D&D attacks. {{Unsigned|Archangel|18:36, 10 February 2008 (MST)}}

:Why thank you. Eventually I'll work up that Superhuman/Super Saiyan prestige class at well. I'm thinking epic. -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 20:06, 10 February 2008 (MST)

== Moving ==

Trouble in the lands of reality, I have been and may still be only half here while I handle some terrible RL troubles. I shall return in full, I promise. -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 14:55, 25 March 2008 (MDT)

:Sounds good ''':)'''. Thanks for keeping us updated. --[[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]] 01:30, 26 March 2008 (MDT)

::Alright, I'm back, mostly. Time to ease back into posting flow. -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 22:38, 10 April 2008 (MDT)

==Thanks==
I never thanked you, You kinda helped get into the flow of this site, so i wanted to thank you for all your help.[[User:Summerscythe|Summerscythe]] 15:17, 29 May 2008 (MDT)

:Awww, it's no problem. Why, thank you. ''':D''' I hear you're trying to get the tavern hopping again (I'm in now actually, it's populated!) so I hope to see you in there soon. -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 21:31, 29 May 2008 (MDT)

== D&D Game ==

Sorry, I alway played 2nd edition and im a little confused about how to do my char. Im not sure also if my characters concept suit you. Anyway if you could help me a little i would appreciate. With all grace to the mighty Eiji--[[User:Lord Dhazriel|Lord Dhazriel]] 23:52, 7 June 2008 (MDT)

:Ah ha ha. I'm not that great, but thank you. Now, I will claim complete ignorance on 2e (I started in 3.5e) but I'll try to help where I can. Unfortunately, where do I start? The only major changes I can recall off hand is THAC0 turning into AC, weapon size changes, and spell changes. There's more I'm sure of course, where do I start?

:Anyway, hit me with your concept. ''':D''' -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 16:35, 8 June 2008 (MDT)

:: You can find them on my [[User:Lord Dhazriel#Characters Concepts|user page]], by the way when the game begin.--[[User:Lord Dhazriel|Lord Dhazriel]] 17:23, 8 June 2008 (MDT)

== Plushies!!! ==

Hey dude can I post some racial feats I made for plushies?--[[User:Risek|Risek]] 12:54, 11 June 2008 (MDT)

:Go for it. ''':)''' -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 16:33, 11 June 2008 (MDT)

::Ok--[[User:Risek|Risek]] 21:51, 11 June 2008 (MDT)

:::Here are the first few:
*[[Silkstitched (DnD Feat)]]
**[[Silky Smooth (DnD Feat)]]
*[[Rotstitched (DnD Feat)]]
**[[Icky Icky (DnD Feat)]]
--[[User:Risek|Risek]] 08:18, 12 June 2008 (MDT)

== EIJI!!!!!!!!!!!! ==

Go to the tavern {{Unsigned|Risek}}

:And again! --[[User:Daniel Draco|Daniel Draco]] 20:38, 24 November 2008 (MST)

== Live Forever ==

"Must convert self into D&D form, and live forever!"
lol watch out for inevitables XD --[[User:Jack Bread|Jack Bread]] 23:45, 20 July 2008 (MDT)

== I had a question ==

The Spell you made, Ell's Handy Homunculus, is awesome, but me and my roomie were wondering if a Plushie spellcaster (btw Plushies are my new favorite race) can make one and how, as they possess no blood of their own. Just a question.- Tripp Thorne

:Thank you kindly. You most certainly can use it. Plushie blood is stuffing, so you can use that to supplement for the blood component.
:(That's crazy! I have blood! It's right inside this sack of meat here!)
:Eiji Plushie, what are you doing, I'm not a sack of mEAATAAAGAGHJHFJOHHWFJHKJAWHjk3rjafsf
:...-- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 15:17, 20 August 2008 (MDT)

::Another quick question: Is it cool if I post some Plushy Feats I've been working on? - Tripp Thorne

:::Go for it! -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 09:27, 22 August 2008 (MDT)

== Question: Bladed Fan ==

My question concerns this: ''"Larger or smaller fans create larger or smaller effects. It is the maximum amount of damage your fan is capable of down one '''size category'''. (A Large fan, dealing 1d6 damage, creates a 5 mph wind every +1, and a Small fan, dealing 1d3, does 2 mph)."''
Is that simply supposed to be the maximum damage of the weapon -1? I ask because "5" isn't a maximum damage of any weapon at any size category. I also ask because gargantuan and colossal fans get out of hand pretty quickly (2d6 gargantuan would produce 11mph per point of strength bonus, producing tornado winds with only a strength modifier of +16. And a colossal version would be even easier to produce tornado winds with (strength modifier +11; keeping even gargantuan and colossal creatures checked).

Also, what area (size, shape) does the wind take place in? Is it a cone emanating from the user? Is it a line? How long does the wind last?

And, lastly, does the full round action provoke attacks of opportunity? --Nox_Noctis

:Good catch there, looks like I mixed up some of the old text with the new text when I had it based on a different system, and ended up making it even more confusing. It happens, and now its fixed, making it difficult to use, and provoking AoOs to prevent abuses from very strong PCs with huge Str scores and huger fans. I've made the alterations and clarifications needed. -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 00:15, 26 August 2008 (MDT)

== Question: Kopiko Draw Spell-like Ability ==

How is the Will (''save''; word left out in the race entry) DC determined? Which ability modifier does it use? --Nox_Noctis

:Default is always 10 + 1/2 HD + [[Cha]], btu I'll go clarify that now. -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 13:55, 26 August 2008 (MDT)

== Question about the Domain Time Warp ==

Hello, my name is Santiago Mendez, my user name is Sarrow. I was wondering if I could use your cleric domain Time Warp for a Deity that I am making? -[[User:Sarrow|Sarrow]] 15:35, 11 September 2008 (MDT)

:By all means. ''':D''' Everything on the Wiki is free to use. I'm flattered you like my work, by all means. -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 07:38, 14 September 2008 (MDT)

::Yeah, the deity is Aetas, the Father of Time. -[[User:Sarrow|Sarrow]] 14:14, 14 September 2008 (MDT)

== Nezumi ==

Thanks for the info; I wasn't sure there was a nezumi so I decided to make one.--[[User:Archangel|Arael]] 17:21, 19 September 2008 (MDT)

== Barnstar ==

{{Anti-Vandal Barnstar|This one is for reverting the childish edits to the Chuck Norris page so quickly. The page always seems to attract vandals, and Eiji was quick to get it reverted. --[[User:Aarnott|Aarnott]] 11:24, 22 July 2008 (MDT) }}

== AHHHHHHH!!!! ==

AHHHH! AHHHHH!!!! What am I doing?? I don't know! You wrote on my page and I wanted to write back! Eiji! I want to draw Lord Eiji for his page on the wiki at some point, if you don't mind. I realize I've committed to drawing a whole pile of things already, but I want to add that one to the list because I saw he had not picture yet and I thought it would be fun to draw. AHHHH!!!! --[[User:Lumi|Lumi]] 20:28, 25 October 2008 (MDT)Lumi

:AAAAHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! OMG AAAAAHHHHH!!!! Lord Eiji, holy crap yes, AAAHHHHH!!!! I shall PM you pictures of his plush continence, just add wings and ears and tail, and then DELICIOUSNESS! Go on, I dare you to SHOW ME YOUR MOVES! YES!
:LUMI PAWNCH! -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 21:04, 25 October 2008 (MDT)

::AHHH!!!! You dared me and I did it! Mostly! But you are asleep!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
::Now I have to wait until tomorrow to find out what you think! --[[User:Lumi|Lumi]] 02:27, 27 October 2008 (MDT)Lumi

:::AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! King Eiji is preparing a SOLAR PLUSHIE PAWWWWWNCH! You have won INTERNETS and LONGCATS! TOP SCORE!!! -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 09:44, 27 October 2008 (MDT)

== Spellborg Feat==

Hey I made this in a moment of creativity. [[Improved Spellborg (DnD Feat)|Improved Spellborg]] I hope you don't mind. Tell me what you think of it. --[[User:Lord Dhazriel|Lord Dhazriel]] 13:51, 30 October 2008 (MDT)

:Hmmm, interesting. I'll look at the balance later, but the concept of expanding template powers with feats is novel. -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 20:22, 30 October 2008 (MDT)

== Sky Eye and the Clockwork subtype ==

I looked at your creature entry for [[Sky Eye (DnD Creature)]] and there was no accompanying link for the clockwork subtype. Also, what does Locomotion and Observation do for a Sky Eye?
--[[User:Gedren56|Gedren56]] 15:48, 17 November 2008 (MST)

:I forgot to link it, didn't I? I do have the clockwork subtype page around here somewhere. When I return, in a rush.

:The short of it is that Locomotion and Observation are the subjects it is allowed to act "intelligent" on, using it's Cha as Int for the purposes of movement and watching things, so it won't easily be tricked by a wall in the way or by someone hiding, and it'll remember. However, for all other subjects, say, combat, it's generic construct programming. "I hit it again!" -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 15:52, 17 November 2008 (MST)

== Nomination ==
Hello, I've recently opened up a Request for Adminship for myself at [[Requests for Adminship/Hooper]], and as an admin yourself, would greatly appreciate your input, suggestions, thoughts, or general comments. Thanks.  [[User:Hooper|''' Hooper ''']][[User talk:Hooper|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Hooper|  contribs  ]][[Special:Emailuser/Hooper|  email  ]] 19:21, 16 December 2008 (MST)

== Plushie 4e? ==

Hey Eiji, I was wondering if you were planning on making plushies 4e. there would need to be some serious reworking of it but i love the idea of them. I would really like just at least the race, and the Go boom as an encounter power. [[User:Master K|Master K]] 16:51, 8 April 2009 (MDT)

:As is, I am not a 4e player. However, if someone with the know how wishes to, I give you permission to translate them into 4e mechanics. Hee hee hee. -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 19:54, 8 April 2009 (MDT)

::I am not too good at it and i will give it a try, is this an invatation to anyone or just me? [[User:Master K|Master K]] 19:58, 8 April 2009 (MDT)

:::Anyone. Know any 4e gurus? -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 21:37, 8 April 2009 (MDT)

:::: [[User:Sepsis|Sepsis]] or [[User:Sam Kay|Sam Kay]], both made 4e featured article. Maybe they want to help. --[[User:Lord Dhazriel|Lord Dhazriel]] 22:18, 8 April 2009 (MDT)

:::::Just so you know, [[User:Sam Kay|Sam Kay]] finished the conversion. Here it is.[[Eijilund_Plushies_(4e_Race)|Eijilund Plushies(4e Race)]][[User:Master K|Master K]] 16:16, 7 July 2009 (MDT)

== AdminBadge ==

I'd like to label you as an admin with the <s><nowiki>[[Template:AdminBadge]]</nowiki></s> on your user page. If you have a reason you don't think you should have the badge or you don't think the badge is a good idea, please discuss it on the badge's [[Template talk:AdminBadge|discussion]]. -[[User:Valentine the Rogue|Valentine the Rogue]] 16:06, 11 April 2009 (MDT)

:Coo' with me bro. -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 20:54, 11 April 2009 (MDT)

== I Missz Youz ==

Eiji... I missz youz... --[[User:Jay Freedman|Jay Freedman]] 22:59, 28 August 2009 (MDT)

:I has a fan. :) Well no loss, I intend to have great comedy with all my derelict pages now. -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 23:07, 28 August 2009 (MDT)

::Good! I was hoping you wouldn't just up and leave. This place needs a person like you hanging around. Much Luvz and Kizz'z. --[[User:Jay Freedman|Jay Freedman]] 23:12, 28 August 2009 (MDT)(I am totally just kidding about the Luvz and Kizz'z. Ok...)

:::But how will I be able to fulfill my secret fantasies about you without the luvz and kizz'z? :O

:::Wait, those aren't the ancient eldritch words for death and destruction? Oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm leaving links everywhere where you can find my actual stuff now. -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 23:14, 28 August 2009 (MDT)

::::{{quote
|I intend to have great comedy with all my derelict pages now.
|orig=Sir [[User:Eiji|Eiji]]
|src=Talk Page}}
::::I truly hope the above isn't a reference to any possible premeditated vandalism.  [[User:Hooper|''' Hooper ''']][[User talk:Hooper|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Hooper|  contribs  ]][[Special:Emailuser/Hooper|  email  ]] 10:27, 29 August 2009 (MDT)

:::::Look at the changes Eiji's made. Everything is still functional with an added bit of tongue-in-cheek humor. -- [[User:Jota|Jota]] 10:31, 29 August 2009 (MDT)

::::::Heh, I always found the concept of self-vandalizing to be nonsensical. It's like... self-theft. You really CAN'T do it. But no, this is insurance. I do not want a repeat of Sulacu, where they decide simply to steal your name off your work. All this stuff will be mine. All this stuff will be workable. However, as in reflection to the feeling of this site, I will not be terribly serious. If you're looking for classes appropriate for Serious Business d20 Wikia is there for that. This is now Lolcat d20. Expect lolcats and lol wut pears and running bears having a seat over there. -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 20:19, 29 August 2009 (MDT)

:::::::No, this wiki is '''not''' a joke. Treat it with respect.  [[User:Hooper|''' Hooper ''']][[User talk:Hooper|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Hooper|  contribs  ]][[Special:Emailuser/Hooper|  email  ]] 21:29, 29 August 2009 (MDT)

::::::::Why so serious? :D *Jokergrin* If you have a problem with humor, that's what April Fools is there for. You can put it on everything yourself if you want, I don't feel the need to bother. Or, if you're telling me that joke pages are bad, may I suggest asking Green Dragon to change policy and remove the April Fools category.

::::::::Just don't get banned while asking. ;) -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 21:41, 29 August 2009 (MDT)

:::::::::Hooper, take a chill pill. Its his original Shizz'nits. I kinda like the changes too. This is not a negative thing. Its a Luvz and Kizz'z thang'. --[[User:Jay Freedman|Jay Freedman]] 21:56, 29 August 2009 (MDT)

::::::::::When someone says ''"Serious Business d20 Wikia is there for that. This is now Lolcat d20."'' it is completely clear that they are belittling this wiki's place, and establishing a clear intention to make less of it - even if only through their own articles. This is not acceptable on any level, and it is a very negative thing.  [[User:Hooper|''' Hooper ''']][[User talk:Hooper|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Hooper|  contribs  ]][[Special:Emailuser/Hooper|  email  ]] 22:15, 29 August 2009 (MDT)

:::::::::::You aren't familiar with Eiji's madness aren't you? --[[User:Lord Dhazriel|Dhazriel]] 22:21, 29 August 2009 (MDT)

::::::::::::Actually, I am. Which is why I said above that I hoped his statements wouldn't lead to vandalism, whether he is conscious of it or not. His "madness" as you put it should not be allowed to deteriorate this wiki, even if he is a nice guy.  [[User:Hooper|''' Hooper ''']][[User talk:Hooper|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Hooper|  contribs  ]][[Special:Emailuser/Hooper|  email  ]] 22:24, 29 August 2009 (MDT)

{{Discussion Indentation Revert}}

:I made Sheep the Head and Lord Eiji the god of gumdrops from the heavens. That was before the Wikipocalypse. Tell me, have I belittled the Wiki? What of the Farmer and Cheerleader (which brings to question how to I alternative those... maybe I'll make them DEAD SERIOUS BUSINESS or something). Those belittling too?

::I ask you this because it's important. Technically, I have no use for my work being here anymore. I'd like to have it deleted. BUT I CAN'T, due to a very silly ruling. Rather than fight the power, I'll play along and do what I can do. One thing I can do it see what happens when I want to run my sillier games but need solid mechanics behind it. It's called reflavoring.

:::Like I said, take time out of your life to April Fools it all if it offends you so. I don't mind, really. Anyway, you'll still have quality posters here like Jason Bagby if you need serious business.

::::... ok, that last part WAS a joke. XD Laugh it off. -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 22:43, 29 August 2009 (MDT)

:::::Wow Hooper, I wish you had this sort of zeal back when our copyright was being violated! [[User:Surgo|Surgo]] 08:48, 30 August 2009 (MDT)

::::::After closer inspection of the GNU FDL, and reading numerous legal analysis of it's relationship to wikis, I learned that the copyright wasn't being violated in any way, actually. But that is another story for another time - and one that actually surprised me.  [[User:Hooper|''' Hooper ''']][[User talk:Hooper|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Hooper|  contribs  ]][[Special:Emailuser/Hooper|  email  ]] 08:53, 30 August 2009 (MDT)

:::::::Actually, it was being violated (just because Wikipedia does it doesn't mean it's legal). Stripping off the names of the authors from the title page is explicitly not allowed. [[User:Surgo|Surgo]] 12:38, 30 August 2009 (MDT)

::::::::As long as a history exists, then that requirement of having the author's information is already met. I don't even agree with that fully, but it is just how it is, whether we like it or not.  [[User:Hooper|''' Hooper ''']][[User talk:Hooper|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Hooper|  contribs  ]][[Special:Emailuser/Hooper|  email  ]] 12:46, 30 August 2009 (MDT)

:::::::::Except...it's not just a requirement of "having the author's information". The requirement is you have the author's information '''on the title page'''. Explicitly. On the title page. Not the history page (which is a separate, distinct entity under the GFDL). [[User:Surgo|Surgo]] 12:49, 30 August 2009 (MDT)

::::::::::I'm not a legal expert in this particular field, however, when it came up the other day with TK I looked into it. Lawyer after lawyer has stated that legally speaking, the history page qualify because it is technically still the title page. Go look it up. Its crazy.  [[User:Hooper|''' Hooper ''']][[User talk:Hooper|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Hooper|  contribs  ]][[Special:Emailuser/Hooper|  email  ]] 12:54, 30 August 2009 (MDT)

:::::::::::Lawyer after lawyer? I'm quite interested in seeing that. Where are these lawyers who have claimed this? If that's the case (actual J.D.s saying this), I'll stop my complaints. [[User:Surgo|Surgo]] 12:57, 30 August 2009 (MDT)

::::::::::::When I started looking it up after TK brought it up, I first read the GNU site, then the GNU pages on wikipedia and their talk pages, and it just kind of spearheads you into a spiral of legal talk after legal talk with links to accompany it. When you have some time look at it, some of it is insane.  [[User:Hooper|''' Hooper ''']][[User talk:Hooper|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Hooper|  contribs  ]][[Special:Emailuser/Hooper|  email  ]] 13:22, 30 August 2009 (MDT)

:::::::::::::Yeah, and...do any of them actually hold JDs? [[User:Surgo|Surgo]] 13:32, 30 August 2009 (MDT)

{{Discussion Indentation Revert}}

:In fact, the only discussion I could find (''on wikipedia'', none the less) agrees with my interpretation of "title page". [[User:Surgo|Surgo]] 13:40, 30 August 2009 (MDT)

::One: Please do not discuss Wikia here. D&D Wiki is about D&D Wiki not D&D Wikia. Second no articles here are published. I have no idea what license you are reading; [[User:Surgo|Surgo]]. --[[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]] 15:46, 30 August 2009 (MDT)

:::I did not discuss Wikia, and I am reading the '''GNU Free Documentation License'''. When something is licensed under this, it is said to be "published" or "released" under this license. [[User:Surgo|Surgo]] 15:52, 30 August 2009 (MDT)

::::Whoa whoa whoa, guys guys... this is Eiji's talk page. Discussions on how to justify poor rulings is a subject for Baato- I mean, Green Dragon's talk page and other "serious" places like that. Your new subject is nipples: Eiji has them, yet he is a plushie. Discuss. -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 18:13, 30 August 2009 (MDT)

:::::Nipples... Ah, yummy yummy. Makes a man smile, it does. Just thinking of... (Wait? What?!) Ok, Maybe that's not an appropriate topic. (Ahem,) To restart. Lets talk about why Eiji is crazy... Any comments. --[[User:Jay Freedman|Jay Freedman]] 18:25, 30 August 2009 (MDT)

{{quote|Publishing is the process of production and dissemination of literature or information – the activity of making information available for public view.|orig=Publishing}}

:::::: Articles here are published (under the GFDL license). --[[User:TK-Squared|TK-Squared]] 18:48, 30 August 2009 (MDT)

== Saiyans ==

Hey Eiji, My name is James and I found D&D Wiki, and your page by yahoo search while looking for a D&D Saiyan Race. Ive been working on my own version for some time, and after reading what you came up with, Id very much like to be able to have a conversation at length with you over messenger and show you what Ive got so far and see what you think about it and maybe get some feedback. I'll check back here to see what you have to say. I look forward to hearing from you soon!

:Yo James! I'm glad I inspired you. You don't really need my permission or anything, especially since I am no longer technically active on this site (we have moved to here- [http://dungeons.wikia.com/wiki/Dungeons_and_Dragons_Wiki] over some foolish highschool drama. You can read Green Dragon's page to see the story, personally I have a bit of a problem getting kicked in the nuts for something unrelated to me. But that's a story for another time, about those saiyans... by all means feel free to chat it up, especially since all my material here is being altered. Don't worry though, the original Saiyans remains intact on the Wikia, and it will be some time before I reach the saiyans. :) I have a lot of articles and a lot of work here, too much simply for it to go to waste. Don't forget to sign your posts through dude, it's "~ ~ ~ ~" at the end of your post, minus spaces.

:I'll be around! -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 09:09, 30 August 2009 (MDT)

::I am inspired by the work that Ive seen you've done, but Ive been working on this project for months, and I only just found your wikia the other day. I wasnt so much asking for permission to use what Ive seen here, as much as I'd like to get together to talk in a more instantanious fashion, so that we can bounce ideas off of each other to refine what Ive made so far (by incorperating some of your work and ideas) to make an overall better D&D Saiyan race and Saiyan Warrior class. Mostly I was wondering if you can give me your email address either on here, or using the email feature on this site, or just send me an email to james_holt1983@hotmail.com so we can arrange a time to talk. I look foward to hearing from you again. [[User:The-Marksman|The-Marksman]] 00:40, 1 September 2009 (MDT)

:::I totally admit, I rarely check my email. The best ways of finding me is either AIM or using the new chat the Wikia get got, Mibbit. Come around and try and find me. -- [[User:Eiji|Eiji]] 02:48, 8 September 2009 (MDT)

::::Okay, Im going to have to presume you meant your AIM username and your Wikia chat name are both Mibbit so I took an hour trying to get back into my old AIM account and finally got it, Ive added you to my account Golbez04 . I'll be leaving myself signed in whenever my comp is on till we can talk. Also, I dont know which Wikia chat you were refering to, were you implying the name of the Wikia chat is "Get got" or was that a typo? I tried the link up top on here for The Tavern, but it didnt connect. Lemme know if Im correct in all of this next time you visit this page please, Thanks for the reply Eiji, I look foward to speaking on IM. -James [[User:The-Marksman|The-Marksman]] 05:34, 8 September 2009 (MDT)

:::::[http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=8856360d1621465a2d98737419554750&server=irc.mibbit.net&channel=%23dnd&noServerMotd=true Go here. Pick a user name. Find Eiji.] -- [[User:Jota|Jota]] 07:12, 8 September 2009 (MDT)

== Farmer ==

Thanks for making the farmer class, otherwise i wouldn't have a D&D group :) MY one friend is obsessed with cows, and when i told him he could be a farmer WITH COWS (!) he was all for it. Then I got 2 other people after that. w00t. - I am not actually a user on here though, i really should make an account...

== 61! ==

Here are a few things you should know:

Weight of green: The square root of purple and divided by 2

Weight of purple: Double the weight of green squared

The difference between an orange: A bicycle pump, because vest have no sleeves

If you drive through the Sahara Desert at the speed of sound in a rocket-powered canoe, how many pancakes can dit in an SUV? 9, because ice cream has no bones

The square root of a rhinocerous: OVER 9000!!!1!!one!!!11!

--[[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 14:57, 11 November 2009 (MST)

Talk:Cow Sniper (3.5e Creature)

2009-11-08T23:03:13Z

Lord Mattos:

where does the +4 to damage on the c-bow come from? --[[User:Name Violation|Name Violation]] 19:05, 7 November 2009 (MST)

:Dexterity --[[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 16:03, 8 November 2009 (MST)

Talk:Sewer Rats (3.5e Campaign Setting)

2009-11-08T13:56:33Z

Lord Mattos: /* Nice. */

== Nice. ==

Hey nice stuff here man...good work --[[User:Sand-reckoner|Sand-reckoner]] 22:07, 14 March 2006 (MST)

:This really looks like a fun campaign. I wish I still had all of my Hackmaster monster books, because they had some great monsters for this campaign. Someone should write up a sewer rat paladin NPC. The smaller races don't become paladins very often anyway (then again, who does?) and a paladin sewer worker would have a unique back story. --[[User:Scott Haley|Halgar]] 8 April, 2006

::This really impressed when saw it. I just love those hack n' slash adventures. I think I might just run this campaign by my DM, good job man. --Mr. Riftwalker. (April 18,2006)

:::Very interesting. I'm going to use it to introduce my new players to D&D. --[[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 06:56, 8 November 2009 (MST)

== Presentation? ==

Not a terrible setup, certainly, but it could be packaged better. Work on your english, make the phrasing a little more formal - your campaign recipe (as you say) will look much more professional in no time.

Might run it through a spellchecker as well, as I'm fairly certain that "pretzle" isn't a word. {{Unsigned|Kerin|07:13, 5 December 2006}}

: The tenor of the presentation is purposefully tong-in-cheek. It gets the DM in the right mindset to run the adventure. The spellchecker - aye - that's always been my Achille heel. --[[User:Dmilewski|Dmilewski]] 17:47, 5 December 2006 (MST)

== This is purdy kewl ==

Definately worth the 5. To frak with the spellchecker I say

-[[User:9fires|9fires]] 06/24/07

:Thanks!

:The setting is entirely based on the modern idea that you need a well detailed, statistics oriented setting for your campaign, ecologies for your creatures, and use the standard races for your characters. This setting turns this whole idea on its head. The game world is ill defined in favor of proving the DM with a feel. There are no statistics to get in the way. Ecologies don't matter. You can't rely on the standard races. Now go have fun! Some days, you just need to kick in the frakin' door and kill the bad guy.--[[User:Dmilewski|Dmilewski]] 07:24, 25 June 2007 (MDT)

== I'm not sure ==

It might be fun to play this type of campaign for a while but it would get boring eventually [[User:E102|E102]] 10:56, 30 June 2007 (MDT)

:That's really the whole idea: this isn't a campaign that you play out for months. You play it for an afternoon, maybe two. The setting can stay the same, but after a few games you nuke the characters and start all over again. Maybe just flatten their stats and send 'em through for another run, maybe lose 'em altogether. Beer and Pretzels describes this perfectly- where other fantasy RPG campaigns take themselves as cake and wine, or maybe ale and hot meat, this one is honestly beer and pretzels.

:As to the actual article, I'll Grammar Nazi it up for ya's. --[[User:The Archivist|The Archivist]] 05:51, 29 August 2007 (MDT)

== Power of the Players ==

I really do love the latest session I'm running with this group. While I was setting up one of them got a peek at the scenario and gave me ideas for two quintessential caving objects. Just added them to the Equipment lists and I realized how perfect they'd work here. --[[User:The Archivist|The Archivist]] 07:50, 29 August 2007 (MDT)

== Awesome! ==

I just wanna say this is one awesome campaign setting, I can't wait to play it!, good work buddy, lol {{Unsigned|Zombiecow|06:29, 13 February 2008 (MST)}}

:I think you should make humans a race for sewer rats, i mean, humans vary in personality greatly, and several of the NPC's are humans, as for the small tunnels, well its a human city, I'm sure lots of the people in "the guild" are human, so they should be big enough for humans, Still reacon it's worht the five, thats just something i reacon- ZC out {{Unsigned|Zombiecow|08:30, 27 February 2008 (MST)}}

::Your logic is great except for one point: the entire purpose of the setting is to get players using the small races! --[[User:Dmilewski|Dmilewski]] 10:16, 28 February 2008 (MST)

Cow Sniper (3.5e Creature)

2009-11-08T01:52:48Z

Lord Mattos:

__NOTOC__
{{author
|author_name=
|date_created=11/05/09
|status=finished (probably)
|isnotuser=I'm not a user
}}
{{Creature Table
|creature=Cow Sniper
|size=Large |type=Monsterous Humanoid
|hd=8d8+42 |hp=84
|init=+4 ([[Dex]])
|speed=30
|ac=19 (-1 size, +6 natural, +4 [[Dex]] |touch=13 |flat=15
|bab=+5 |grapple=+15
|at=+10 Large repeating heavy crossbow (2d8+4, 19-20/x2)
|full_at=+10/+5 Large repeating heavy crossbow (2d8+4, 19-20/x2)
|space=10 |reach=5
|sa=Sudden Strike
|sq=Improved Hide in Plain Sight, Low-light vision, scent
|fort=+10 |ref=+9 |will=+3
|str=25 |dex=18 |con=22 |int=10 |wis=13 |cha=5
|skills=Hide +8, Move Silently +8, Sense Motive +5, Listen +5, Spot +4, Swim +5
|feats=Point Blank Shot, Far Shot, Precise Shot, Weapon Focus (Heavy repeating crossbow), Rapid Reload
|env=Any
|org=Solitary, pair, or squadron (3-10)
|cr=7
|treas=1/10 coins, 75% mudane
|align=True Neutral
|adv=9-12 (large)
|la=-
}}
{{ImageNeeded}}

''You see a vaguely human-like cow, walking on its hind legs and carrying a large crossbow, take aim at you.''

A cow sniper is a type of cow that uses a heavy repeating crossbow and uses stealth to attack enemies.

=== Combat ===

'''Sudden Strike (Ex):''' If a cow sniper is able to catch an opponent who is unable to defend himself effectively from attack, it can strike a vital spot for extra damage. Whenever a cow sniper's target is denied a Dexterity bonus to AC (whether the target actually has a Dexterity bonus or not) the cow sniper deals an extra +4d6 damage of damage on an attack. This increases by +1d6 every 2 HD the cow sniper is improved. With a ranged attack, this bonus only applies against targets up to 30 feet away. Creatures with concealment, without discernable anatomies, or immune to critical hits are immune to sudden strike. A cow sniper can't use sudden strike on the limbs of a creature whose vitals are out of reach.

'''Improved Hide in Plain Sight (Su):''' A cow sniper has the Hide in Plain Sight ability, and whenever it uses that ability, the cow sniper is treated as invisible towards any target it attacks, meaning Sudden Strike damage is added. ''See Invisibility'' does not stop the effect, and only effects that can defeat Hide in Plain Sight stop it.

----
{{3.5e Creatures CR 7 Breadcrumb}}
[[Category:DnD]]
[[Category:3.5e]]
[[Category:Creature]]
[[Category:CR 7]]
[[Category:Monsterous Humanoid Type]]
[[Category:Neutral (Law-Chaos) Alignment]]
[[Category:Neutral (Good-Evil) Alignment]]

Talk:Summon Cow (3.5e Spell)

2009-11-08T01:06:47Z

Lord Mattos:

== Constructs? ==

You say they are "magical constructs"? Does that mean they are immune to Sneak Attacks? I assume you just mean they were made by magic, and not actually "constructs". If that is the case would you consider re-wording? --[[User:Badger|Badger]] 17:01, 4 November 2009 (MST)

:No, they're just made by magic, but i wasn't sure how to word it otherwise. {{Unsigned|65.30.36.43|15:05, 5 November 2009 (MDT)}}

:: How about "These cows are conjured by magic, but are otherwise standard cows as described by <cow link>" --[[User:Badger|Badger]] 17:44, 6 November 2009 (MST)

:::Hey, I just made an account :) But I don't know how I would link to the cow without it coming up as Cow (3.5e creature). Can you or anyon tell me? --[[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 18:06, 7 November 2009 (MST)

== Summon ==

Why not just add on the cow page they can be summoned using the standard summon spell? --[[User:Green Dragon|Green Dragon]] 15:38, 5 November 2009 (MST)
:Maybe, but which spell? Summmon Nature's Ally (probably) III, etc.

User:Lord Mattos

2009-11-08T00:56:39Z

Lord Mattos:

User:Lord Mattos

2009-11-07T17:34:56Z

Lord Mattos:

Hi! I will work on this later.

I am relatively new to wikis, so I will appreciate help.

== Stuff I made ==
(Note: pages before I created an account will be marked with a () )
=== Creatures ===
*()[[Cow (3.5e Creature)]]
*()[[Cow Sniper (3.5e Creature)]]

=== Classes/PrC's ===
*()[[Cowlord (3.5e Prestige Class)]]
*()[[Cavalryman (3.5e Class)]]

=== Spells ===
*()[[Summon Cow (3.5e Spell)]]

=== Other ===
*()[[Holy Warlord (3.5e Optimization)]] optimization
*()[[Sansiwal (3.5e Diety)]]
*()Any other stuff i remember, i will add later

== D&D Stuff ==
=== My campaign ===
My campaign that I am working on is based around Kalazan Tu'noth, a half-dragon human sorcerer/fighter/eldritch knight who is taking over the world. The characters will battle his armies, his officers (dragons) and eventually, after going through his trap- and minion-filled lair, Kalazan himself. They will also be freeing lands currently under his rule, but will also go on many side adventures I will make up as I go along. Please say if you think this is a good idea for a campaign. If you do not, please keep your mouth shut.

User:Lord Mattos

2009-11-07T17:32:39Z

Lord Mattos:

Hi! I will work on this later.

I am relatively new to wikis, so I will appreciate help.

== Stuff I made ==
(Note: pages before I created an account will be marked with a () )
=== Creatures ===
*()[[Cow (3.5e creature)]]
*()[[Cow Sniper (3.5e creature)]]

=== Classes/PrC's ===
*()[[Cowlord (3.5e Prestige Class)]]
*()[[Cavalryman (3.5e class)]]

=== Spells ===
*()[[Summon Cow (3.5e spell)]]

=== Other ===
*()[[Holy Warlord (3.5e optimization)]] optimization
*()[[Sansiwal (3.5e diety)]]
*()Any other stuff i remember, i will add later

== D&D Stuff ==
=== My campaign ===
My campaign that I am working on is based around Kalazan Tu'noth, a half-dragon human sorcerer/fighter/eldritch knight who is taking over the world. The characters will battle his armies, his officers (dragons) and eventually, after going through his trap- and minion-filled lair, Kalazan himself. They will also be freeing lands currently under his rule, but will also go on many side adventures I will make up as I go along. Please say if you think this is a good idea for a campaign. If you do not, please keep your mouth shut.

User talk:Lord Mattos

2009-11-07T13:33:49Z

Lord Mattos:

==Cows==

So... you like cows eh? Have you ever used one of your cow creations before, or are they just for fun? I was wondering if these are sarcastic articles, funny articles, serious articles, or just-for-the-heck-of-it articles. I say this because whenever I read them I laugh and chuckle like a madman. I was wondering what makes cows so special to you? Haha. --[[User:Jay Freedman|Jay Freedman]] 20:35, 6 November 2009 (MST)

:Actually, my it's my friend who loves cows, and I made those for him. I'm planning to use those articles in the next game, which we will hopefully be starting soon. [[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 06:33, 7 November 2009 (MST)

Talk:Luposlipaphobia (3.5e Flaw)

2009-11-07T02:04:12Z

Lord Mattos: New page: This is from The Far Side, isn't it? ~~~~

This is from The Far Side, isn't it? [[User:Lord Mattos|Lord Mattos]] 19:04, 6 November 2009 (MST)

User:Lord Mattos

2009-11-07T01:59:05Z

Lord Mattos:

Hi! I will work on this later.

I am relatively new to wikis, so I will appreciate help (including how to link to homebrew pages)

== Stuff I made ==
(Note: pages before I created an account will be marked with a () )
=== Creatures ===
*()Cow
*()Cow Sniper

=== Classes/PrC's ===
*()Cowlord
*()Cavalryman

=== Spells ===
*()Summon Cow

=== Other ===
*()Holy Warlord optimization
*()Sansiwal
*()Any other stuff i remember, i will add later

== D&D Stuff ==
=== My campaign ===
My campaign that I am working on is based around Kalazan Tu'noth, a half-dragon human sorcerer/fighter/eldritch knight who is taking over the world. The characters will battle his armies, his officers (dragons) and eventually, after going through his trap- and minion-filled lair, Kalazan himself. They will also be freeing lands currently under his rule, but will also go on many side adventures I will make up as I go along. Please say if you think this is a good idea for a campaign. If you do not, please keep your mouth shut.

User:Lord Mattos

2009-11-07T01:50:42Z

Lord Mattos:

User:Lord Mattos

2009-11-07T01:50:08Z

Lord Mattos:

User:Lord Mattos

2009-11-07T01:49:31Z

Lord Mattos:

Hi! I will work on this later.

I am relatively new to wikis, so I will appreciate help (including how to link to homebrew pages)

=== Stuff I made ===
(Note: pages before I created an account will be marked with a () )
== Creatures ==
()Cow
()Cow Sniper

== Classes/PrC's ==
()Cowlord
()Cavalryman

== Spells ==
()Summon Cow

== Other ==
()Holy Warlord optimization
()Sansiwal
()Any other stuff i remember, i will add later

User:Lord Mattos

2009-11-07T01:39:10Z

Lord Mattos: New page: Hi! I will work on this later. I am relatively new to wikis, so I will appreciate help (including how to link to homebrew pages) === Stuff I made === (Note: pages before I created an acc...

Hi! I will work on this later.

I am relatively new to wikis, so I will appreciate help (including how to link to homebrew pages)

=== Stuff I made ===
(Note: pages before I created an account will be marked with a () )
'''Creatures'''
()Cow
()Cow Sniper

'''Classes/PrC's'''
()Cowlord
()Cavalryman

'''Spells'''
()Summon Cow

'''Other'''
()Holy Warlord optimization
()Sansiwal
()Any other stuff i remember, i will add later